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GrundleStiltzkin

He sounds terrible

GrundleStiltzkin

Shitsakes, he's blaming medication & booze. "Not a lot, ha."

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/PaulMyerberg/status/636193495007559680

TierbsHsotBoobs

Quite honestly, Sark is being truthful and contrite today:

"I took medication and mixed it with alcohol, not a lot"

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/McMurphyESPN/status/636193681658245120

TierbsHsotBoobs

"There was never alcohol in the players locker room"

"There was alcohol in the coaches locker room after great wins, one way or the other" - Like the 2014 ASU Game?

Meek

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/McMurphyESPN/status/636193681658245120

he's done. this will remain private until it doesn't and USC discloses a drug problem.

TierbsHsotBoobs

LOL, Sark coming strong with the holdem analogy. He knows 2-7 is the worst hand in poker, so he likely has a gambling addiction too.

Just what I'm hearing.

TierbsHsotBoobs

"I've disciplined myself already and I will continue to do that"

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/636194128452149248

http://twitter.com/ajrod/status/636193942912937984

TierbsHsotBoobs

Oh shit, they're putting Cody Kessler up there...

BallSacked

Are Molly's considered "meds"?

Meek

non-drinking Sark won't know what to do with all the free time this season. We know he doesn't have the discipline to work more, so this is going to really mess with him.

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/AaronQ13Fox/status/636195525595783168

GrundleStiltzkin

Kessler said they made Sark do up-downs...

TierbsHsotBoobs

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Kessler said they made Sark do up-downs...

If I was Kessler, Sark would still be running.

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/636195933328248832

PurpleBaze

Sark's meds... Viagra!

Meek

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

"I've disciplined myself already and I will continue to do that"

auto-erotic asphyxiation?

GrundleStiltzkin

On a dumpster fire scale of 1 to 10 yards, I give it a 4 yarder. 10 would have been checking into in-patient rehab with Nansen assuming interim coach.