Probably confirmation bias

RaceBannon

Listened to Sark on Petros and Money. We know coaches are fucktards in interviews but there is a randomness in the way Sark strings bullshit together that really makes you think he is clueless.

Bloviating cliches is common but Sark truly appears to be over his head. I get the impression he has no idea what really makes a winner.

He just hopes if he throws enough out there it might stick. Pool Boy fell for that shit but so did Haden. Hard to believe

dnc

RaceBannon said:

Listened to Sark on Petros and Money. We know coaches are fucktards in interviews but there is a randomness in the way Sark strings bullshit together that really makes you think he is clueless.

Bloviating cliches is common but Sark truly appears to be over his head. I get the impression he has no idea what really makes a winner.

He just hopes if he throws enough out there it might stick. Pool Boy fell for that shit but so did Haden. Hard to believe

Show some reverence to Our Savior or GTFO

PostGameOrangeSlices

Doesn't Petros dislike Sark?

Probably didn't say shit to him on air though

Southerndawg

Deserves pinning

PurpleJ

Cool track. Where do the students sit? Any advice on how to have a seizure?

PostGameOrangeSlices

That fucking track will not be missed

BallSacked

Yeah, heard that too.

Whenever Sark talks it's like he's saying what he thinks people want to hear, not what he actually thinks.

He's a man of few convictions or principles. Quite honestly.

Doogles

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Doesn't Petros dislike Sark?

Probably didn't say shit to him on air though

Knock his voice, whatever...Petros has always been a Pac guy that remembers what it meant to play WASHINGTON and what USC reps. This is great stuff from his show last year where it was a complete call out. Basically everything HHBs have said about Sark the media was too afraid/dumb to see. Stat pad the little sisters of the poor, shit the bed against the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj3Ys4NAbOw

BallSacked

Doogles said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Doesn't Petros dislike Sark?

Probably didn't say shit to him on air though

Knock his voice, whatever...Petros has always been a Pac guy that remembers what it meant to play WASHINGTON and what USC reps. This is great stuff from his show last year where it was a complete call out. Basically everything HHBs have said about Sark the media was too afraid/dumb to see. Stat pad the little sisters of the poor, shit the bed against the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj3Ys4NAbOw

Fatros*

The best was when Fatros was in studio for halftime of the 2013 apple cup, and said "sark is 30 minutes away from getting fired".

In hindsight, he probably knew Sark was getting the SC job and was hoping for a disaster that would derail that.

Thump

He is USC's problem now.

sarktastic

RaceBannon said:

Listened to Sark on Petros and Money. We know coaches are fucktards in interviews but there is a randomness in the way Sark strings bullshit together that really makes you think he is clueless.

Bloviating cliches is common but Sark truly appears to be over his head. I get the impression he has no idea what really makes a winner.

He just hopes if he throws enough out there it might stick. Pool Boy fell for that shit but so did Haden. Hard to believe

Pretty sure Haden fell for the massive donations to USC from Sark's father and other rich SoCal real estate developer buddies.

steelheader2

It's not even September and Sark is already out of slogans. Finish no entitlement

BallSacked

sarktastic said:

RaceBannon said:

Listened to Sark on Petros and Money. We know coaches are fucktards in interviews but there is a randomness in the way Sark strings bullshit together that really makes you think he is clueless.

Bloviating cliches is common but Sark truly appears to be over his head. I get the impression he has no idea what really makes a winner.

He just hopes if he throws enough out there it might stick. Pool Boy fell for that shit but so did Haden. Hard to believe

Pretty sure Haden fell for the massive donations to USC from Sark's father and other rich SoCal real estate developer buddies.

I think Haden prioritized recruiting with the hire as they were facing a few critical classes coming off sanctions. Sark knew the school, knew the local connects, and the coffee cup game. Arguably you should never prioritize recruiting at SC...but that's my narrative, because it makes very little sense otherwise.

You have to question if there simply wasn't a better name to be had out there - Black Sark didn't want it. Peterson had turned down the LA schools several times. Patterson/DickRod/Graham would kill there, but not sure they'd take it? Haden probably was be faced with deep B-List college coaches, or NFL alums like Del Rio or Jeff Fisher. Those type of coaches would carry a risk with recruiting and potentially load the roster up with deadweight as they came off sanctions with several 25+ person classes.

Instead they went with a B-List connect to the Carroll good ole days that could (and eventually did) hit the recruiting ground running. It could work out if they get rid of Sark soon and hand a very very nice roster over to an adult.

Or maybe Haden is simply the biggest fucktard to ever have been awarded a Rhodes Scholarship.

priapism

What pissed me off the most about Sark was the dancing.

https://youtu.be/EUJFSDh81Fw?t=27s

WilburHooksHands

BallSacked said:

It could work out if they get rid of Sark soon and hand a very very nice roster over to an adult.

Because we see how well that is working out for Petersen in the short term.

RoadDawg55

BallSacked said:

sarktastic said:

RaceBannon said:

Listened to Sark on Petros and Money. We know coaches are fucktards in interviews but there is a randomness in the way Sark strings bullshit together that really makes you think he is clueless.

Bloviating cliches is common but Sark truly appears to be over his head. I get the impression he has no idea what really makes a winner.

He just hopes if he throws enough out there it might stick. Pool Boy fell for that shit but so did Haden. Hard to believe

Pretty sure Haden fell for the massive donations to USC from Sark's father and other rich SoCal real estate developer buddies.

I think Haden prioritized recruiting with the hire as they were facing a few critical classes coming off sanctions. Sark knew the school, knew the local connects, and the coffee cup game. Arguably you should never prioritize recruiting at SC...but that's my narrative, because it makes very little sense otherwise.

You have to question if there simply wasn't a better name to be had out there - Black Sark didn't want it. Peterson had turned down the LA schools several times. Patterson/DickRod/Graham would kill there, but not sure they'd take it? Haden probably was be faced with deep B-List college coaches, or NFL alums like Del Rio or Jeff Fisher. Those type of coaches would carry a risk with recruiting and potentially load the roster up with deadweight as they came off sanctions with several 25+ person classes.

Instead they went with a B-List connect to the Carroll good ole days that could (and eventually did) hit the recruiting ground running. It could work out if they get rid of Sark soon and hand a very very nice roster over to an adult.

Or maybe Haden is simply the biggest fucktard to ever have been awarded a Rhodes Scholarship.

Anyone can recruit at USC. Choosing Sark after firing Kiffin was very FS on every level.

Tequilla

I'd be shocked if Patterson ever left TCU

Tequilla

There may be a few times this year after TDs I will turn to the open end and praise TD Haden

pawz

dnc said:

RaceBannon said:

Listened to Sark on Petros and Money. We know coaches are fucktards in interviews but there is a randomness in the way Sark strings bullshit together that really makes you think he is clueless.

Bloviating cliches is common but Sark truly appears to be over his head. I get the impression he has no idea what really makes a winner.

He just hopes if he throws enough out there it might stick. Pool Boy fell for that shit but so did Haden. Hard to believe

Show some reverence to Our Savior or GTFO

That's some of Grampa Race's best work in a while.

dnc

Southerndawg said:

Deserves pinning

All credit to @TMacDawg (RIP) Race

wobidbus

USC's Softy is better at talking about football than UW's Softy.