Darian Owens (2016, ATH, Fresno)

MrsPetersen

Apparently he's committed to UCLA but is taking visits according to Biggins. Wants his picture with the infamous #petersencardboardcutout

https://twitter.com/GregBiggins/status/631189416715816961

https://twitter.com/GregBiggins/status/631189660153151488

GrundleStiltzkin

Am I you, or you me?

bananasnblondes

Didn't Sark have a commit named Tarien Owens like 4 years ago? I think he was one of those guys they offered before actually seeing him play. As I remember, he got Sammy Long'd and ended up at UC Davis or something

Dennis_DeYoung

bananasnblondes said:

Didn't Sark have a commit named Tarien Owens like 4 years ago? I think he was one of those guys they offered before actually seeing him play. As I remember, he got Sammy Long'd and ended up at UC Davis or something

Tairen Owens. Big difference.

MrsPetersen

I think Tairen Owens flipped to UCLA with Coach MEATS!!!! And then either got "grayshirted" or didn't qualify....

AtomicDawg

He was he teammate of someone good and everyone was offering him to try and get his teammate. Great strategy as always.

BallSacked

This guy as a safety is interesting. As a WR he has some major issues. I've read he has really poor hands, and is just okay athlete/size with no physical upside (already pretty rocked out).

If some other team sells him on a better opportunity to be a WR, he'll probably flip.

bananasnblondes

I was waiting for Ballbag to arrive and let everyone know why he sucks. I'm disappointed that it took 3 and a half hours

RoadDawg55

AtomicDawg said:

He was he teammate of someone good and everyone was offering him to try and get his teammate. Great strategy as always.

I don't know if he was someone's teammate, but he was close with Ellis McCarthy who was a 5 star DT. I think there was another guy in their group too.

BallSacked

bananasnblondes said:

I was waiting for Ballbag to arrive and let everyone know why he sucks. I'm disappointed that it took 3 and a half hours

I was waiting for Banana to come in with a whiny passive-agressive response to my post, I'm surprised it only took 90 minutes.

That's info im passing on from Biggins, take it or leave it.

HFNY

Sounds like you care.

BallSacked said:

bananasnblondes said:

I was waiting for Ballbag to arrive and let everyone know why he sucks. I'm disappointed that it took 3 and a half hours

I was waiting for Banana to come in with a whiny passive-agressive response to my post, I'm surprised it only took 90 minutes.

That's info im passing on from Biggins, take it or leave it.

LoneStarDawg

HFNY said:

Sounds like you care.

BallSacked said:

bananasnblondes said:

I was waiting for Ballbag to arrive and let everyone know why he sucks. I'm disappointed that it took 3 and a half hours

I was waiting for Banana to come in with a whiny passive-agressive response to my post, I'm surprised it only took 90 minutes.

That's info im passing on from Biggins, take it or leave it.

First mistake of a UCLA fan is caring, we would know

bananasnblondes

BallSacked said:

bananasnblondes said:

I was waiting for Ballbag to arrive and let everyone know why he sucks. I'm disappointed that it took 3 and a half hours

I was waiting for Banana to come in with a whiny passive-agressive response to my post, I'm surprised it only took 90 minutes.

That's info im passing on from Biggins, take it or leave it.

I was waiting for Ballbag to get some sand caught between his labia minora and clitoral hood because of my post. I'm surprised it took 2 and a half hours but that's an improvement by an hour so I'm proud of him.

MisterEm

Sounds like the gulag is being prepped for ballbag and banana.

doogsinparadise

Is he any good? Hips? Waiting on Dennis.

CuntWaffle

Will you 2 just frick already?

Had to edit it for the language sensitive recruiting bored.