Looking game by game I came up with 5-7 but I'm counting on some Petersen magic to pull a surprise win somewhere and finish the regular season 6-6. And then get drilled by some shit team in some shit bowl.
I'll wait till after fall camp.
Will bump this when TSIO (after BSU game) so that we can look back and laugh at our predictions from the first day of fall camp.
I'll wait till after fall camp. Will bump this when TSIO (after BSU game) so that we can look back and laugh at our predictions from the first day of fall camp. If you're gonna play the game, you're gonna have to play by the rules.
10 wins or gtfo
Apr 25th Spring Football Game - LossThe "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we are going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, a inexperienced QB, or abundance. Sac St., Utah St. and Cal provides a nice bumper crop of non conference wins this year though. Fri, Sep 04 @ BSU - Loss 38 - 24Sat, Sep 12 Sacramento State - Win 44 - 17Sat, Sep 19 Utah State - Win 38 - 14Sat, Sep 26 Cal - Win 38 - 24Mother fucking 3 game losing streak again. Sark in Thursday night bullshit time wont blow this game, USC will likely be ranked in the top 10 and Sark will have 12 days to fully detox after his ASU binge drinking win to prep for his old school. Oregon will plunger as always. UW catches Stanford after a Thursday night game against UCLA giving them a few more days to prep and heal for us. Stanford has a mediocre coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers.Thu, Oct 8 @ USC - Loss 38 - 14Sat, Oct 17 Oregon - Loss 42 - 17Sat, Oct 24 @ Stanford - Loss 24 - 10After the UW traditional mid-season 3 game losing streak we get a not so surprising bonus loss when UW runs into a hot Arizona team that plays Oregon State, Colorado, and WSU leading up to a plungering on Montlake soon not to be forgotten. Sat, Oct 31 Arizona - Loss 44 - 14The season is already over, but Babushka finally changes QB and figures out that maybe UW should run the ball more and only really ever throw the football to Darrel Daniels, String, and Pettis. Sat, Nov 7 Utah - Win 27 - 14 Sat, Nov 14 @ Arizona St. - Loss 26 - 10Fuck everything about this season, the last two games aren't even worth talking about and barely warrant a prediction, OSU and WSU are the epitome of Pac11 dreck Sat, Nov 21 @ OSU - Win 37 - 17Fri, Nov 27 WSU - Win 44 - 274-5 in conference (3rd in the north!!!!)6 - 6 Overall (who gives a fuck about the Kraft fight Hunger Bowl Game but we likely run into a shit team from a shit conference so we probably finish 7-6)The Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough
I agree with you about going 6-6 regular season and then beating a team from a lower conference in a crappy bowel. However, I think our D will be better than you project. Even though it's in Boise, I highly doubt our D will give up 38 points to the Buckin' Bronks. Same for WSU. They scored only 13 on UW last year, 17 in 2013, and 31 when absolutely everything went wrong for Sloppy Steve in the 2nd half (cue lawnmower gif / rippin' it)Even under Nick Holt's Tuff D, they only scored 21 in 2011. Apr 25th Spring Football Game - LossThe "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we are going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, a inexperienced QB, or abundance. Sac St., Utah St. and Cal provides a nice bumper crop of non conference wins this year though. Fri, Sep 04 @ BSU - Loss 38 - 24Sat, Sep 12 Sacramento State - Win 44 - 17Sat, Sep 19 Utah State - Win 38 - 14Sat, Sep 26 Cal - Win 38 - 24Mother fucking 3 game losing streak again. Sark in Thursday night bullshit time wont blow this game, USC will likely be ranked in the top 10 and Sark will have 12 days to fully detox after his ASU binge drinking win to prep for his old school. Oregon will plunger as always. UW catches Stanford after a Thursday night game against UCLA giving them a few more days to prep and heal for us. Stanford has a mediocre coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers.Thu, Oct 8 @ USC - Loss 38 - 14Sat, Oct 17 Oregon - Loss 42 - 17Sat, Oct 24 @ Stanford - Loss 24 - 10After the UW traditional mid-season 3 game losing streak we get a not so surprising bonus loss when UW runs into a hot Arizona team that plays Oregon State, Colorado, and WSU leading up to a plungering on Montlake soon not to be forgotten. Sat, Oct 31 Arizona - Loss 44 - 14The season is already over, but Babushka finally changes QB and figures out that maybe UW should run the ball more and only really ever throw the football to Darrel Daniels, String, and Pettis. Sat, Nov 7 Utah - Win 27 - 14 Sat, Nov 14 @ Arizona St. - Loss 26 - 10Fuck everything about this season, the last two games aren't even worth talking about and barely warrant a prediction, OSU and WSU are the epitome of Pac11 dreck Sat, Nov 21 @ OSU - Win 37 - 17Fri, Nov 27 WSU - Win 44 - 274-5 in conference (3rd in the north!!!!)6 - 6 Overall (who gives a fuck about the Kraft fight Hunger Bowl Game but we likely run into a shit team from a shit conference so we probably finish 7-6)The Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough
I agree with you about going 6-6 regular season and then beating a team from a lower conference in a crappy bowel. However, I think our D will be better than you project. Even though it's in Boise, I highly doubt our D will give up 38 points to the Buckin' Bronks. Same for WSU. They scored only 13 on UW last year, 17 in 2013, and 31 when absolutely everything went wrong for Sloppy Steve in the 2nd half (cue lawnmower gif / rippin' it)Even under Nick Holt's Tuff D, they only scored 21 in 2011. Apr 25th Spring Football Game - LossThe "preseason" isn't really worth much analysis, we are going to lose to @BSU with either a shitty QB, a inexperienced QB, or abundance. Sac St., Utah St. and Cal provides a nice bumper crop of non conference wins this year though. Fri, Sep 04 @ BSU - Loss 38 - 24Sat, Sep 12 Sacramento State - Win 44 - 17Sat, Sep 19 Utah State - Win 38 - 14Sat, Sep 26 Cal - Win 38 - 24Mother fucking 3 game losing streak again. Sark in Thursday night bullshit time wont blow this game, USC will likely be ranked in the top 10 and Sark will have 12 days to fully detox after his ASU binge drinking win to prep for his old school. Oregon will plunger as always. UW catches Stanford after a Thursday night game against UCLA giving them a few more days to prep and heal for us. Stanford has a mediocre coach and shitty fans but they are still a team made mostly of TUFF white liberal lineman that will kick your teeth in. Our babushka offense that makes no fucking sense will continue to put up shit numbers.Thu, Oct 8 @ USC - Loss 38 - 14Sat, Oct 17 Oregon - Loss 42 - 17Sat, Oct 24 @ Stanford - Loss 24 - 10After the UW traditional mid-season 3 game losing streak we get a not so surprising bonus loss when UW runs into a hot Arizona team that plays Oregon State, Colorado, and WSU leading up to a plungering on Montlake soon not to be forgotten. Sat, Oct 31 Arizona - Loss 44 - 14The season is already over, but Babushka finally changes QB and figures out that maybe UW should run the ball more and only really ever throw the football to Darrel Daniels, String, and Pettis. Sat, Nov 7 Utah - Win 27 - 14 Sat, Nov 14 @ Arizona St. - Loss 26 - 10Fuck everything about this season, the last two games aren't even worth talking about and barely warrant a prediction, OSU and WSU are the epitome of Pac11 dreck Sat, Nov 21 @ OSU - Win 37 - 17Fri, Nov 27 WSU - Win 44 - 274-5 in conference (3rd in the north!!!!)6 - 6 Overall (who gives a fuck about the Kraft fight Hunger Bowl Game but we likely run into a shit team from a shit conference so we probably finish 7-6)The Heat Death of the universe cant happen soon enough Maybe I was a bit hard on our defense but BSU averaged 44 points per game in their 12 wins last year and were only held below 36 points 3 times last year (2 losses). Dont underestimate WSUs ability to put up a bunch of irrelivant garbage time points after we pull our starters.
Boise - Fuck them. UW has better athletes, and their coaches. Get it the fuck done. WBallSac State - Scrimmage. WUtah State - Struggle in this game but win by a small margin. WCal - Dissly goes Timothy Treadwell on Goff. WUSC - Sark gets those faggots up for this game like he does once or twice a year. LOregon - Nothing to say here. LStanford - Stanford plays down to UW like they've been prone to do. Upset of the season for UW. WArizona - They got lucky last year, it's at home, and the coaching staff starts to look like they're who we thought they were. WMomentary break for all the doogs to JO to 6-2 start with blowouts to Oregon and USCUtah - I've never been a believer in them; they take a step back with more sexual tension between Whittinham and the AD. Oh yeah and they generally have a hard time against UW and Wazzu (lol). WASU - UW doesn't play well on offense and the D gets gassed, except that it's the truth this time and not the team just quitting on Sark. Chest loses his shit on the subsequent podcast. LLand Grant Twins - UW bounces back from a shitty loss and plunger fucks both teams, Oregon State is terrible from the coaching transition and Wazzu's D gets run over. WWBowl Game - UW gets the classiest team and coach in America and fucking rolls them because Riley. W10-3, Cornell gets a message from God that UW football is back and that he/she/it? has simultaneous heart attacks planned for Sark, Try, and Gilby to make up for the last 15 years.
Boise - Fuck them. UW has better athletes, and their coaches. Get it the fuck done. WBallSac State - Scrimmage. WUtah State - Struggle in this game but win by a small margin. WCal - Dissly goes Timothy Treadwell on Goff. WUSC - Sark gets those faggots up for this game like he does once or twice a year. LOregon - Nothing to say here. LStanford - Stanford plays down to UW like they've been prone to do. Upset of the season for UW. WArizona - They got lucky last year, it's at home, and the coaching staff starts to look like they're who we thought they were. WMomentary break for all the doogs to JO to 6-2 start with blowouts to Oregon and USCUtah - I've never been a believer in them; they take a step back with more sexual tension between Whittinham and the AD. Oh yeah and they generally have a hard time against UW and Wazzu (lol). WASU - UW doesn't play well on offense and the D gets gassed, except that it's the truth this time and not the team just quitting on Sark. Chest loses his shit on the subsequent podcast. LLand Grant Twins - UW bounces back from a shitty loss and plunger fucks both teams, Oregon State is terrible from the coaching transition and Wazzu's D gets run over. WWBowl Game - UW gets the classiest team and coach in America and fucking rolls them because Riley. W10-3, Cornell gets a message from God that UW football is back and that he/she/it? has simultaneous heart attacks planned for Sark, Try, and Gilby to make up for the last 15 years. Mostly agree with this. You guys aren't as bad off as you think you are, you've just been kicked slapped around too much by your two dads. As for the Coogs, I think we win 3 game again this year and after next year the school finds a way to fire Leach. I don't know how, but it happens. We want to win at football despite the futility.If there is a program that is well and truly fucked and just happy to be in the pac 12, it's Colorado.
Boise - Fuck them. UW has better athletes, and their coaches. Get it the fuck done. WBallSac State - Scrimmage. WUtah State - Struggle in this game but win by a small margin. WCal - Dissly goes Timothy Treadwell on Goff. WUSC - Sark gets those faggots up for this game like he does once or twice a year. LOregon - Nothing to say here. LStanford - Stanford plays down to UW like they've been prone to do. Upset of the season for UW. WArizona - They got lucky last year, it's at home, and the coaching staff starts to look like they're who we thought they were. WMomentary break for all the doogs to JO to 6-2 start with blowouts to Oregon and USCUtah - I've never been a believer in them; they take a step back with more sexual tension between Whittinham and the AD. Oh yeah and they generally have a hard time against UW and Wazzu (lol). WASU - UW doesn't play well on offense and the D gets gassed, except that it's the truth this time and not the team just quitting on Sark. Chest loses his shit on the subsequent podcast. LLand Grant Twins - UW bounces back from a shitty loss and plunger fucks both teams, Oregon State is terrible from the coaching transition and Wazzu's D gets run over. WWBowl Game - UW gets the classiest team and coach in America and fucking rolls them because Riley. W10-3, Cornell gets a message from God that UW football is back and that he/she/it? has simultaneous heart attacks planned for Sark, Try, and Gilby to make up for the last 15 years. Mostly agree with this. You guys aren't as bad off as you think you are, you've just been kicked slapped around too much by your two dads. As for the Coogs, I think we win 3 game again this year and after next year the school finds a way to fire Leach. I don't know how, but it happens. We want to win at football despite the futility.If there is a program that is well and truly fucked and just happy to be in the pac 12, it's Colorado. Agree. IMO, It's going to come down to QB development. Hopefully one of them steps up and makes the season a bit of a positive surprise. I too think the Coogs are going to struggle but will find a way to get rid of Leach at some point, unless of course he turns things around, and I hope he does. As corny as it might sound, home state pride and all, I pull for them except of course during the Apple Cup, then it's FTCUTAWAPDD.
Boise - Fuck them. UW has better athletes, and their coaches. Get it the fuck done. WBallSac State - Scrimmage. WUtah State - Struggle in this game but win by a small margin. WCal - Dissly goes Timothy Treadwell on Goff. WUSC - Sark gets those faggots up for this game like he does once or twice a year. LOregon - Nothing to say here. LStanford - Stanford plays down to UW like they've been prone to do. Upset of the season for UW. WArizona - They got lucky last year, it's at home, and the coaching staff starts to look like they're who we thought they were. WMomentary break for all the doogs to JO to 6-2 start with blowouts to Oregon and USCUtah - I've never been a believer in them; they take a step back with more sexual tension between Whittinham and the AD. Oh yeah and they generally have a hard time against UW and Wazzu (lol). WASU - UW doesn't play well on offense and the D gets gassed, except that it's the truth this time and not the team just quitting on Sark. Chest loses his shit on the subsequent podcast. LLand Grant Twins - UW bounces back from a shitty loss and plunger fucks both teams, Oregon State is terrible from the coaching transition and Wazzu's D gets run over. WWBowl Game - UW gets the classiest team and coach in America and fucking rolls them because Riley. W10-3, Cornell gets a message from God that UW football is back and that he/she/it? has simultaneous heart attacks planned for Sark, Try, and Gilby to make up for the last 15 years. Mostly agree with this. You guys aren't as bad off as you think you are, you've just been kicked slapped around too much by your two dads. As for the Coogs, I think we win 3 game again this year and after next year the school finds a way to fire Leach. I don't know how, but it happens. We want to win at football despite the futility.If there is a program that is well and truly fucked and just happy to be in the pac 12, it's Colorado. Agree. IMO, It's going to come down to QB development. Hopefully one of them steps up and makes the season a bit of a positive surprise. I too think the Coogs are going to struggle but will find a way to get rid of Leach at some point, unless of course he turns things around, and I hope he does. As corny as it might sound, home state pride and all, I pull for them except of course during the Apple Cup, then it's FTCUTAWAPDD. I think the problem was that Leach thought he could come into the Pac 12 and outsmart the majority of coaches and just outscore them. That was of course BeezlebubFS thinking and it's too late to build a defense in time before apathy sets in and the school has to find a way to get rid of him. The problem is that if Leach is fired, the AD (whoever the fuck that will be but hopefully not Bull Moose) won't pull the trigger to get Eastern's coaching staff like they should, simply because WULFF!!!
