Why is the NCAA a worthless fucking piece of shit?

AZDuck

Helfrich said he has been told that Oregon was the only one of four playoff teams whose players were randomly drug tested.

"If one team is tested in the College Football Playoff, everybody should be tested in the College Football Playoff," he said, adding that the differences between school- and NCAA-run tests should be made the same. "... A holding penalty is not 10 yards in the first quarter and 25 yards in the fourth quarter. There is some element to that right now."

You gotta be fucking kidding.

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2015/07/oregon_ducks_face_down_unknown.html#incart_river

Then again, maybe they have their reasons

PurpleJ

I wish we got random tests. Enjoy your real football program. I'll be drinking myself into an early grave this fall.

Doogles

I hope you drown in a puddle of your own tears duck!

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

https://twitter.com/brucefeldmancfb/status/628264753102655488

PurpleJ

PEE IN MY CUP DUCK!!!!!!!!!

whatshouldicareabout

AZDuck said:

Helfrich said he has been told that Oregon was the only one of four playoff teams whose players were randomly drug tested.

"If one team is tested in the College Football Playoff, everybody should be tested in the College Football Playoff," he said, adding that the differences between school- and NCAA-run tests should be made the same. "... A holding penalty is not 10 yards in the first quarter and 25 yards in the fourth quarter. There is some element to that right now."

You gotta be fucking kidding.

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2015/07/oregon_ducks_face_down_unknown.html#incart_river

Then again, maybe they have their reasons



That's your excuse?

AZDuck

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

https://twitter.com/brucefeldmancfb/status/628264753102655488

Bruce Feldman is your source?!?!?!

dnc

The Ducks put their piss in a cup.

Ohio State put their dicks in that ass.

I'm good with it.

RoadDawg55

Drug testing in sports for anything other than steroids and possibly amphetamines is a fucking joke. Who gives a shit what recreational drugs a player uses.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

Drug testing in sports for anything other than steroids and possibly amphetamines is a fucking joke. Who gives a shit what recreational drugs a player uses.

A football player on angel dust would be a sight to see. Would probably fuck everyone up and be immune to tackles, at the cost of not being able to understand a single playcall or rule

PostGameOrangeSlices

And OregonLive is the Seattle Times comment section on meth with HIV.

Pump my half a natty, duck!

BennyBeaver

Thanks Emmert.

EwaDawg

AZDuck said:

Helfrich said he has been told that Oregon was the only one of four playoff teams whose players were randomly drug tested.

"If one team is tested in the College Football Playoff, everybody should be tested in the College Football Playoff," he said, adding that the differences between school- and NCAA-run tests should be made the same. "... A holding penalty is not 10 yards in the first quarter and 25 yards in the fourth quarter. There is some element to that right now."

You gotta be fucking kidding.

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2015/07/oregon_ducks_face_down_unknown.html#incart_river

Then again, maybe they have their reasons



Why would you randomly think random drug testing is actually random? Test my pee, duck.