Army of Doogs thinks we win rather easily say 35-17?

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Okay, lets hear em. Your predictions. And good golly im stoked!! Ive waited 84 years in the last 8 months for this baby! so close... I got 35-17 Dawgs. Starting this game off right. Itll be the first BSU loss by 4 points or more in 4 years i think is the stat.

Every other prediction in that thread has UW winning like 41-13 or 35-10.

I feel like 2010 all over again when Doogs were proclaiming how we are going to kick BYU's ass. They are just some Mountain West team blah blah blah.

We all know how that game ended.

CuntWaffle

76-0 Dawgs

Deontae Cooper gets the first carry, Jamora gets the first sack, John Ross gets 6 tds and 500+ net yards, Keith Price gets hurt on the first play and Cyler Miles comes in and KILLS IT.

Plus it is in NEW HUSKY STADIUM! Place will be rocking!!! Woooffff!!!!111!!1!

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CuntWaffle said:

76-0 Dawgs

Deontae Cooper gets the first carry, Jamora gets the first sack, John Ross gets 6 tds and 500+ net yards, Keith Price gets hurt on the first play and Cyler Miles comes in and KILLS IT.

Plus it is in NEW HUSKY STADIUM! Place will be rocking!!! Woooffff!!!!111!!1!

Army of Dawgs Price has a huge come back yr throwing 98 touchdowns defense holds opp to an average of -3.5 ppg and a NT championship beating alabama 64-3. Okay maybe thats too "doog" of me but im just so excited! *little girl screech*

What is sad is your satire read almost word for word for their post.

AZDuck

There's nothing wrong with being excited for the season and looking on the bright side, glass half-full point of view. Just don't be a fucktard.

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I might create a fake account and post 5 reasons on there and see if they take it seriously.

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"Army of Dawgs Im not used to that level of in depth on here. well done. I agree with much of what you said. I dont know about Price being the best on the field but i do expect him to return to the 2011 Price we all fell in love with. I think its going to be a great game... well at least for Dawg fans. Beer me while i WOOF!"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Gotta love how dumb doogs fall for it every time.

CuntWaffle

He_Needs_More_Time said:

"Army of Dawgs Im not used to that level of in depth on here. well done. I agree with much of what you said. I dont know about Price being the best on the field but i do expect him to return to the 2011 Price we all fell in love with. I think its going to be a great game... well at least for Dawg fans. Beer me while i WOOF!"

Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Gotta love how dumb doogs fall for it every time.

By beer me does he mean break a bottle over his head?

ThomasFremont

"Beer me while I WOOF!"

Christ.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

AZDuck

"Beer me while I WOOF!"

Nevermind, found it. Sweet jesus.

chrisvashon

I think Rick Johnson makes some good points.

chrisvashon

Army of Dawgs: Im not used to that level of in depth on here. well done. I agree with much of what you said. I dont know about Price being the best on the field but i do expect him to return to the 2011 Price we all fell in love with. I think its going to be a great game... well at least for Dawg fans. Beer me while i WOOF!

Good lord.

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I decided to bait them by saying I really think my #2 and #4 points is why we'll win.

Also his explanation of his tailgating plans and what bar to go to if I don't have a ticket.

[Deleted User]

Army of Dawgs if we win by more than 4 points itll be for reasons #3, #3 and #3.


Sounds like he bought into the defensive scheme change from Wilcox of 2012 to 2013.

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New goal in life: work for UW AD and ban all people who wear hard hats, shoulder pads, replica jerseys, or do that stupid pom pom under the hat thing. I'm doing it for the sake of them.

AZDuck

So- Army of Doogs, also Seahawks fans?

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CollegeDoog said:

New goal in life: work for UW AD and ban all people who wear hard hats, shoulder pads, replica jerseys, or do that stupid pom pom under the hat thing. I'm doing it for the sake of them.

Have you seen Crazy Larry? Fuck if our AD saw these fucks he'd probably use them for our next marketing campaign.

RoadDawg55

Can someone put a link to this?

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Army-of-Dawgs/118263434896212

There whole page is one giant shrine to the stereotypical Doog.

[Deleted User]

That's some great work Rick Johnson.

chrisvashon

Do we have all the screenshots we need?

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CollegeDoog said:

That's some great work Rick Johnson.

It's too bad they can't read or this could have been funnier. They just skimmed over it and liked I said 34-17. Disagreed about Price being best player.

I hope someone points out some of the wrong names. I'll have to post the same 5 reasons for Illinois game too.