Which one of you assholes lives in Stratford, CT?

GrundleStiltzkin

Stratford man charged with abusing greenery

STRATFORD - An 81-year-old local man was arrested after police said he was spotted “humping” a bush in the buff.

Wallace Berg, of Russell Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.

Police said they received a call from a neighbor complaining that Berg was walking around his backyard with no clothes on. They said the neighbor took some video of Berg’s actions, which he later showed them.

PurpleThrobber

If you're going to bash humping the bushes, I'm out.

dnc

GrundleStiltzkin said:

STRATFORD - An 81-year-old local man was arrested after police said he was spotted “humping” a bush in the buff.

Wallace Berg, of Russell Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.

Police said they received a call from a neighbor complaining that Berg was walking around his backyard with no clothes on. They said the neighbor took some video of Berg’s actions, which he later showed them.

rofl

Alexis

New meaning to shaking your fist and yelling, get off my lawn