I think I found my soulmate

DugtheDoog

Went out with this girl last weekend, we had a good time. We made plans during the day Sunday but I suggested we do something casual tonight like a movie or drinks.

To my boner-inducing amazement, she suggested a late movie and a sports bar...but she'll only go if we both wear sweatpants. It was a good thing we were texting or I would have been completely speechless. I tried to play it off like I guess I could do that.

But you guys have a lot of experience. How do I hide my boner when she, say, touches my leg during the movie? I usually attempt the tuck technique. But what is your usual technique? And after what date is it usually safe to ask her to mom's basement?

By the way, asking for a friend.

AZDuck

If she's that far up your thigh, she wants to feel the boner

Swaye

To take it a bit farther than our esteemed bored fowl, if she wants you in sweatpants at a late movie, she wants more than just seeing your sweatpants boner. Make sure you sit in the back row away from everyone at the flick. You are probably getting a hand job at a bare minimum.

Pro-tip: Get the BIG box of popcorn to cover your lap. Unless you can cover things up with Mike and Ike's, in which case, the hand job you get tonight will likely be your last from her anyway so who gives a fuck.

ThomasFremont

RoadDawg55

DugtheDoog said:

Went out with this girl last weekend, we had a good time. We made plans during the day Sunday but I suggested we do something casual tonight like a movie or drinks.

To my boner-inducing amazement, she suggested a late movie and a sports bar...but she'll only go if we both wear sweatpants. It was a good thing we were texting or I would have been completely speechless. I tried to play it off like I guess I could do that.

But you guys have a lot of experience. How do I hide my boner when she, say, touches my leg during the movie? I usually attempt the tuck technique. But what is your usual technique? And after what date is it usually safe to ask her to mom's basement?

By the way, asking for a friend.

Tuck the boner in the waste band. Bring the girl to mom's basement ASAP. Save some money, ask mom for her debit card and get a redbox and some cheap wine. I prefer Carlos Rossi, but some prefer Yellowtail. Maybe even get some Popov vodka in case she wants to get wild. She will like that you are being real and not trying to front. #mombasement101

PurpleReign

Pretend to drop a pencil on the floor.

Muttzen

Keep your nails trimmed for the adventures into the goo cavern ( she's wearing sweatpants also??!! Staff??? True?!?!?)

allpurpleallgold

I know we like to joke around about sweatpants but wearing them in public is basically giving up on life. The girls a loser. Don't slum it.

Swaye

allpurpleallgold said:

I know we like to joke around about sweatpants but wearing them in public is basically giving up on life. The girls a loser. Don't slum it.

I laffed.

RaceBannon

allpurpleallgold said:

I know we like to joke around about sweatpants but wearing them in public is basically giving up on life. The girls a loser. Don't slum it.

My sweatpants in public era coincided with middle age spread. Then I dropped 60 pounds. The exception to this rule is mobster chic workout clothes. Of course, most of them are fat too

ThomasFremont

RaceBannon said:

allpurpleallgold said:

I know we like to joke around about sweatpants but wearing them in public is basically giving up on life. The girls a loser. Don't slum it.

My sweatpants in public era coincided with middle age spread. Then I dropped 60 pounds. The exception to this rule is mobster chic workout clothes. Of course, most of them are fat too

Damn.

If I dropped 60lbs I'd die.

RaceBannon

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

allpurpleallgold said:

I know we like to joke around about sweatpants but wearing them in public is basically giving up on life. The girls a loser. Don't slum it.

My sweatpants in public era coincided with middle age spread. Then I dropped 60 pounds. The exception to this rule is mobster chic workout clothes. Of course, most of them are fat too

Damn.

If I dropped 60lbs I'd die.

Give it time. I was 130 when I graduated high school. In my early 50's I had hit 230

DugtheDoog

Update: she was lying. She thinks yoga pants are considered sweatpants. To which I'm not complaining. But i told her I'm not showing off my special sweatpants outside of ma's basement.

Swaye

DugtheDoog said:

Update: she was lying. She thinks yoga pants are considered sweatpants. To which I'm not complaining. But i told her I'm not showing off my special sweatpants outside of ma's basement.

The only update we are all concerned about is if you got the hand job or not?

AtomicPiss

I'd say the odds are high she's a dedicated poaster on this bored.

RoadDawg55

allpurpleallgold said:

I know we like to joke around about sweatpants but wearing them in public is basically giving up on life. The girls a loser. Don't slum it.

Not if they are Sean John sweatpants. If they are Sean John sweatpants it's fine.

RaceBannon

Fenwick

She lied? Well shit man, if she lies about one thing what else will she lie about? Prolly she does not even like sports.



What the hell are yoga pants?
Will yoga pants hide a boner or will they make it obvious?

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

I'd say the odds are high she's a dedicated poaster on this bored.

I know you're being sarcastic, but @UWKatie hasnt been here in some time.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Strike while the iron is hot. Edit: If she's crazy, move on or f her in a public place.

uw2010

Fenwick said:

She lied? Well shit man, if she lies about one thing what else will she lie about? Prolly she does not even like sports.



What the hell are yoga pants?
Will yoga pants hide a boner or will they make it obvious?