Help wanted

GrundleStiltzkin

Got unlimited technical writing gifts?

rodmansrage

Qualifications

Must be able to commit to one piece per week on average
jood would be perfect
Must have fundamental writing and grammar skills
borderline racist, can i bring my confederate flag?
Must have the ability to create graphics and GIFs for use in articles
charts, how the fuck do they work???
Must have demonstrated expertise in football theory and coaching
this isnt even a requirement to coach UW, why is it to write about them?
Preferred: Experience as a coach or player
play the game before you pop off

PurpleJ

Puppy?

whatshouldicareabout

Someone should apply and just post premium content there

SonnyShackelford

Expertise in football theory and coaching

@PurpleDoogFan?

greenblood

What about Sigs?

PurpleJ

whatshouldicareabout said:

Someone should apply and just post premium content there

You mean citrus, right?

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

whatshouldicareabout said:

Someone should apply and just post premium content there

You mean citrus, right?

That is the highest level of premium content.

doogville

Someone may want to tell SB Nation, a for profit company, that you can't have uncompensated "staff writers."

They are setting themselves up for a juicy class action.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I applied, I am hoping they offer more pay than DJ (ILTCHDJ,IWILTD).

DerekJohnson

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I applied, I am hoping they offer more pay than DJ (ILTCHDJ,IWILTD).

a lifetime's supply of Coco-Cola isn't enough for you Mr. Big Shot?

It's sad to see how far Poopsi has risen.

Tequilla

Looks like I'm out since they aren't looking for TL, DR editorials