Changing my identity

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

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2001400ex

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

I'm sure you at least qualify for the mentally handicapped college grant.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I am now a baseball playing 21 year old from Cuba and I am very good and will be signing for 70 million dollars.

Doogles

I am still an attack helicopter.

DerekJohnson

"You know, I think I'm going to 'identify' as skinny. That way I will not have to ever go on a diet. I'm just gonna 'identify' as skinny. I just am. You think I'm not? Screw you!"

-Rush Limbaugh

PurpleJ

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.

DerekJohnson

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.

I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.

dnc

2015 will forever be remembered as the year the phrase "I identify myself as" jumped the fucking shark

2001400ex

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.

Pressing.

Citrus4Troogs

Now by "go fuck yourself," I mean to say that most opportunities for 25 year-old Asian women involve 40 year-old blue eyed white guys.

Go fuck yourself.

AZDuck

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.

https://youtu.be/YxzxmQykQ4s

DerekJohnson

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
Pressing.

Au contraire. PurpleJ has publicly stated he doesn't like the direction this board is taking.

PurpleJ

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.
I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.
Pressing.
Au contraire. PurpleJ has publicly stated he doesn't like the direction this board is taking.

I said I wasn't sure I liked it. Stop twisting.

2001400ex

I identify as a cat so I don't have to pay income taxes.

http://www.salon.com/2015/06/16/fox_news_andrea_tantaros_considers_identifying_as_a_cat_to_avoid_paying_income_taxes/

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TierbsHsotBoobs

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

Paging @Meek

PurpleThrobber

Now by "go fuck yourself," I mean to say that most opportunities for 25 year-old Asian women involve 40 year-old blue eyed white guys.

Go fuck yourself.

In defense of fucking and Asian women:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EOl--Vkj6Rs

Southerndawg

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

That's some serious FREE PUB! for @RaceBannon.

dnc

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

quads?

Swaye

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

You went from Splooge to his daughter?

Swaye

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?
Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

I am halfway there I see.