No Interior Design Bored?
During the off season, the uniform-fashion-thread members (and you know who they are) wood love an interior design bored.
"Redecorate after da bitch gets out da house..."
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Just as soon as you show us your DD 214 indicating that you are one of the 61 Marines out of 800,000 who received a battlefield commission in the Vietnam era.
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I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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never gets oldGrundleStiltzkin said:I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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If you are going to bash HGTV, I'm out.
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This.AZDuck said:
never gets oldGrundleStiltzkin said:I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Ask CreepyCoug about him, if you can find him.AZDuck said:Just as soon as you show us your DD 214 indicating that you are one of the 61 Marines out of 800,000 who received a battlefield commission in the Vietnam era.
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@Dardanuspawz said:
This.AZDuck said:
never gets oldGrundleStiltzkin said:I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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FREE PUB!!GrundleStiltzkin said:
@Dardanuspawz said:
This.AZDuck said:
never gets oldGrundleStiltzkin said:I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a military genius in our midst.
AZFuck, a duck, weekend warrior, who gets 2 weeks off this summer from his very important job as a Manager of a Circle K in Arizona, wants to see my DD-214. Which one ? I have two, and two Honorable Discharge Certificates. Do you know why smartass ? It took the VA over a year to agree with me on that point, even after I showed them to them.
61 USMC battlefield commissions ? I thought there were far less. And here I thought I was special...
A lot of us know each other because we overlapped at Quantico. Do you know why ?
Crickets...
Grundleshitz, I have another friend, CWO-3, who was one of the first Army Cobra test pilots at Rucker, Alabama. The poor guy can barely walk now he was shot in the ass so many times. I agree, gunships are cool.
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