D1 Lacrosse Championship Weekend Preview

GrundleStiltzkin

It all comes down to this, lacrosse fans. Four teams enter, one team leaves as your national champion.

In the first semifinal, #1 seeded Notre Dame takes on #4 Denver. It's a classic matchup, the Irish stalwart defense against D1's most dynamic offense in the Pioneers. Should be a nail biter.
Game 2 features two lacrosse bluebloods, Maryland versus Johns Hopkins. Despite both schools' long history with the game, their most recent championship is the Blue Jays' 2007 title, and the Terps haven't tasted ultimate glory since 1975. You'd better believe both teams want to bring home the trophy.
The championship game on Monday and both Saturday semifinals come to you on ESPN2, the runner up worldwide leader in sports.

PostGameOrangeSlices

looks like a hot ticket

TierbsHsotBoobs

Flagged on behalf of Harvey Road (RIP)

PurpleJ

Lacrosse is hockey without ice for fags.

SpoonieLuv

TTJ

#mypioneers

GrundleStiltzkin

TTJ said:

#mypioneers

My fellow FToW gets it.

Sledog

Lacrosse Dressing? It's a sport? How fast do they have to change to score?

Swaye

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

unfrozencaveman

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

GrundleStiltzkin

unfrozencaveman said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Abundance.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

The fuck?

Beats the shit out of soccer.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

The fuck?

Beats the shit out of soccer.

And baseball. And nba. Helps the wretched spring go by.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I saw a couple of "lax bro" douches at a park a few weeks ago. "CHRIST" was my exact thought.

SpoonieLuv

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

The fuck?

Beats the shit out of soccer.

Swaye

unfrozencaveman said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.

Southerndawg

HRYK and yes wikipedia is my source. Deal with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lacrosse

whatshouldicareabout

Swaye said:

unfrozencaveman said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.

No wonder the white man won.

Swaye

PostGameOrangeSlices

Swaye said:

unfrozencaveman said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.

Napoleon spins in his grave

GrundleStiltzkin

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Swaye said:

unfrozencaveman said:

Swaye said:

Lacrosse is pretty gay, but it is also the only sport my people ever invented. Unless scalping or death by measles is a sport.

Wait, it's Injun or French? I forget

Injun. French Canadien fags changed some of the rules to make it the sport gays recognize today, but it was invented by Indians. Redskins used it to settle disputes between tribes without going to war, and to train young scalpers for war. Game traditionally was played sunup to sundown, and the goals were anywhere from 500 yards to somewhere near 5 MILES apart. This was not a sport for pussies, which is why the French changed it.

Napoleon spins in his teeny-tiny grave