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sarktastic

PurpleJ said:

Stephanie?

Stephanie is a free agent. Don't believe she was ever a first rounder just because Mel Kiper said so.

Steve_Bowman

Say what you want, but the Armenian Hamster has plenty of cash and is doing blow off the ass of a hot 20 year old waitresses in LA right now....he's got his priorities. Football just doesn't happen to be one of them.

allpurpleallgold

Sarks mission to put together the most impressive Wikipedia page without ever accomplishing anything continues.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Maybe he can bang one of his kind, as in a Kardashian. Oh wait, they only go out with black guys. Never mind..

JaWarrenJaHooker

Ossai?