Great Weekend (with hot pics)

DHD

Some of you tools need to cheer up. I'm here to help.

Here's what your Saturday should involve:

Start your day with a hearty breakfast (I prefer biscuits and gravy) and commence drinking.

Tune in to live MMA action on Fox Sports 1 at 11am. Nothing like a violence laden morning to get you ready for the afternoon.

By the time that the last steroid fueled Brazilian taps out, you should be primed for your NCAA action.

Watch the Final Four.

During your down time, be happy that Spring is upon us and Husky Football is back ... at least temporarily ... and the Mariners appear to be fielding a real baseball team this year.

On Sunday, pretend that you're big into Jesus.

Now, the real reason you clicked on this thread:

pawz

DHD said:

In other words find the thread where this belongs. Or just try posting something original instead of plagiarism my shit fucko. This is precisely why this is the first response you've had in 8 months you bearded cunt ya

Swaye

Best 60 seconds of her life.

CheersWestDawg

No Asians? WTF?

allpurpleallgold

No Asians! Great job!

DeepSeaZ

Swaye said:

Best 60 seconds of her life.

You would give her a better life than me. I could give her 15 or 30 seconds max.

fivehundredmileDAWG

DHD > D2D

LoneStarDawg

Swaye said:

Best 60 seconds of her life.

The Subaru wagon says she's a bull-dyke

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

allpurpleallgold said:

No Asians! Great job!

I said no racist crap!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Wtf'd for MMA

AZDuck

Don't kid yourselves. Huskieie footballs isn't back

pawz

AZDuck said:

Don't kid yourselves. Huskieie footballs isn't back

LEAVE!!

AZDuck

Lol no

HuskyInAZ

brchco12 said:

Swaye said:

Best 60 seconds of her life.

The Subaru wagon says she's a bull-dyke

If that's a bull-dyke, then clearly @topdawgnc had it all wrong over at the Tavern. America is not done. There's hope.

EwaDawg

DHD said:

Some of you tools need to cheer up. I'm here to help.

Here's what your Saturday should involve:

Start your day with a hearty breakfast (I prefer biscuits and gravy) and commence drinking.

Tune in to live MMA action on Fox Sports 1 at 11am. Nothing like a violence laden morning to get you ready for the afternoon.

By the time that the last steroid fueled Brazilian taps out, you should be primed for your NCAA action.

Watch the Final Four.

During your down time, be happy that Spring is upon us and Husky Football is back ... at least temporarily ... and the Mariners appear to be fielding a real baseball team this year.

On Sunday, pretend that you're big into Jesus.

Now, the real reason you clicked on this thread:

Solid effort..............................................................................................except for the redneck (MMA) reference .

And, no, I won't suddenly become a Conservative (fake Christians) on Sunday.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Wtf'd for MMA

Same here.

HuskyInAZ

Why the hate for MMA?

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

Swaye said:

Best 60 seconds of her life.

You would give her a better life than me. I could give her 15 or 30 seconds max.

Just tell her it's her little slice of heaven. Emphasis on little.

DHD

I clearly misjudged the dignity and sophistication of this board.

From now on, no MMA references.

Next time, when I'm identifying Saturday morning programming that might be of interest to men occurring during a generally slow time of year in sports, I'll include things like gardening shows, cooking shows, shows that discuss your two dads ... or golf.

Sorry to have upset your sensibilities.

Ok ... now ... back to your jokes about sweatpants, boners and jacking off.

EwaDawg

DHD said:

I clearly misjudged the dignity and sophistication of this board.

From now on, no MMA references.

Next time, when I'm identifying Saturday morning programming that might be of interest to men occurring during a generally slow time of year in sports, I'll include things like gardening shows, cooking shows, shows that discuss your two dads ... or golf.

Sorry to have upset your sensibilities.

Ok ... now ... back to your jokes about sweatpants, boners and jacking off.

While you're at it don't forget NaSCAR and the other faux sport (wrestling). HTH

2001400ex

DHD said:

I clearly misjudged the dignity and sophistication of this board.

From now on, no MMA references.

Next time, when I'm identifying Saturday morning programming that might be of interest to men occurring during a generally slow time of year in sports, I'll include things like gardening shows, cooking shows, shows that discuss your two dads ... or golf.

Sorry to have upset your sensibilities.

Ok ... now ... back to your jokes about sweatpants, boners and jacking off.

BRB, jo