If you're in Chicago and need a lawyer

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Try these guys.

sarkisianlaw.com/

bananasnblondes

I prefer to use Huskylawyer. Between hearings we like to sit around and talk about how cool it is to marry strippers and share pictures of them on football recruiting websites.

unfrozencaveman

I like my lawyers a little more aggressive

AtomicPiss

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Try these guys.

sarkisianlaw.com/

"Quite honestly, the results from today's verdict were not indicative of the type of law team that we are."

AtomicPiss

"The judge failed to understand the emotion that was taking place in the court room."

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Try these guys.

sarkisianlaw.com/

"Quite honestly, the results from today's verdict were not indicative of the type of law team that we are."

YBE

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

"The judge failed to understand the emotion that was taking place in the court room."

Don't push press it.

WilburHooksHands

unfrozencaveman said:

I like my lawyers a little more aggressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w

dflea

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

unfrozencaveman

Don't take the law into your own hands, you take 'em to court. Doug Llewelyn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXXSEAeEPnQ

HuskyJW

dflea said:

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

Disturbing

greenblood

"Our law firm is young but hungry"

TTJ

Just needed more time to get his own associates in there.

dflea

HuskyJW said:

dflea said:

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

Disturbing

Try one, then pop off.

PurpleThrobber

Better call Saul.

MisterEm

dflea said:

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

Not bad. I'll raise you a Lou Malnati's when in Chi-town (ILTCICT)...

phineas

DerekJohnson said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Try these guys.

sarkisianlaw.com/

"Quite honestly, the results from today's verdict were not indicative of the type of law team that we are."

thread shouldve been locked and archived right about here^^^

whatshouldicareabout

MisterEm said:

dflea said:

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

Not bad. I'll raise you a Lou Malnati's when in Chi-town (ILTCICT)...

Is that organic, vegan, locally-sourced, gluten-free, no GMO pizza?

biak1

MisterEm said:

dflea said:

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

Not bad. I'll raise you a Lou Malnati's when in Chi-town (ILTCICT)...

Chicago style pizza overrated TBH.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MisterEm said:

dflea said:

When I'm in Chicago, the only thing I'm interested in is an Italian Beef samich from Mr. Beef.

Not bad. I'll raise you a Lou Malnati's when in Chi-town (ILTCICT)...

Don't let Damoan (RIP) see this. He hates the deep dish.

UWerentThereMan

Sarkisian is the best juror picker in the country.