Serial Rape just committed on the University of Minnesota campus

puppylove_sugarsteel

The suspect is 5'9", 170lbs, now go get the caucasion or black or hispanic or east indian or asian she-he. Good luck guys!

That's all the info the police get to work with. The university president has just used his cell phone and pen to pass a politically correct university policy that bans skin color and gender when describing suspects; for fear it could offend minority groups. And coming from a state notorious for islamic terrorists, it couldnt be more timely.

Hey parents, when your precious little Sally goes away to be a gopher and gets plungered against her will, rest assured the police will have absolutely nothing to go off and zero chance of nabbing the perp. Maybe I'm being racially and gender-insensitive? Since when has skin color, nationality or gender been important to an investigation. Should have sent little Sally off to be a beaver.

Note: no actual rape occurred to Sally on the university of Minnesota' s campus. It was for the sake of drama!

PurpleReign

I know where I'm going for my next rape party van tour!

doogsinparadise

Ketamine just wear off? The next terror attack in Minnesota will be the first, besides having nothing to do with rape.

PurpleJ

This is a classic case of our rape culture caused by white males and their history of oppression of women and minorities. The college mascots tell us all we need to know, which is for the victim to shut up or get slut shamed and discredited in court. Check your privilege, puppy.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Being gang raped aroused you I know. Now go on and rub it out, come back and post something insightful and fresh. I dont mind if you think of me while jerking, I wont know about it;)

puppylove_sugarsteel

There's a lot going in Minnesota, and the world besides what you watch on Rachel Maddow Paradise. Wake the fuck up.

GrundleStiltzkin