Sark Storms Out of Practice and Says No Interviews!

Not to worry, Scott Eklund and his legendary delete button showed up just in time to make sure nobody on dawgman was posting anything that might make people concerned about the situation.

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Gregggg Bell posted some propaganda saying its no big deal, Ektard deleting threads, welcome to 2008.

Gregggg Bell posted some propaganda saying its no big deal, Ektard deleting threads, welcome to 2008.

It really does feel like that. How doogs are living in denial on him being the right coach, all those who bash on the current lame coach or even offer up evidence he might not be the guy is labeled a "Coog/Duck troll" in disguise.

Not to worry, Scott Eklund and his legendary delete button showed up just in time to make sure nobody on dawgman was posting anything that might make people concerned about the situation.

You gotta be kidding me? Moron scott was deleting threads? That guy is so utterly worthless that I don't have the words. He is like a weed growing on the side of a freeway. He exists...but that's about it.

Gregggg Bell posted some propaganda saying its no big deal, Ektard deleting threads, welcome to 2008.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

puppylove_sugarsteel

bfd. Sark got pissed. that's a good thing. fuck ektard

bfd. Sark got pissed. that's a good thing. fuck ektard

That's what I was thinking.
Maybe Sark should get pissed more often.
You know, like a coach that cares.

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and

Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

Repression is always the last act of a desperate regime.

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

That act was new in 2004.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

RaceBannon

Its OK to freak but why stop practice?

Dawgs4ever

Sark needs to get pissed more often. Apparently practice was about 3 minutes from being over, so whatever. Not even sure why this was an issue.

bfd. Sark got pissed. that's a good thing. fuck ektard

Sark getting pissed = Good. Sark acting like a bitch = Bad.

HTH

CuntWaffle

Doogs were probably hoping that Shelton would have knocked out Price so the answer Cyler Miles could start!!!!!111!1!1!!

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.

How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.
How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.

I think for the first time it shows Sark was disgusted with them and sick of whatever bullshit set him off. Had he had a disciplined program the last 5 years, he wouldn't have had to bitch out. But, when your team views you as the token fat frat brother, you have to resort to serious shit to make a point.

RoadDawg55

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

That shit is what drove me away along with the board being full of morons. I remember last year when Colin Porter, Kohler, Riva, and Tanigawa all went down. People were rightfully concerned about the OL, but Kim says, "Calm down, we'll be fine." What the fuck does fine mean? Having a shitty OL is fine? Nobody should comment on it? What's the point of having a Husky message board if fans can't talk about four starting OL getting hurt?

If you don't have anything nice to post, don't post at all. That seems to be dawgman's motto. Ignore 7-6, the lack of discipline, bad line play, shoddy special teams and shitty playcalling, and instead post about how great the new Husky Stadium, Wilcox, Tosh, ASJ, Shaq, and Sankey are. Oh, Fleenor's daily posts about Dish and TV contracts are riveting. They are lucky Fleenor still posts there.

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do
That shit is what drove me away along with the board being full of morons. I remember last year when Colin Porter, Kohler, Riva, and Tanigawa all went down. People were rightfully concerned about the OL, but Kim says, "Calm down, we'll be fine." What the fuck does fine mean? Having a shitty OL is fine? Nobody should comment on it? What's the point of having a Husky message board if fans can't talk about four starting OL getting hurt?

If you don't have anything nice to post, don't post at all. That seems to be dawgman's motto. Ignore 7-6, the lack of discipline, bad line play, shoddy special teams and shitty playcalling, and instead post about how great the new Husky Stadium, Wilcox, Tosh, ASJ, Shaq, and Sankey are. Oh, Fleenor's daily posts about Dish and TV contracts are riveting. They are lucky Fleenor still posts there.

Take it to the O line board.

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do
That shit is what drove me away along with the board being full of morons. I remember last year when Colin Porter, Kohler, Riva, and Tanigawa all went down. People were rightfully concerned about the OL, but Kim says, "Calm down, we'll be fine." What the fuck does fine mean? Having a shitty OL is fine? Nobody should comment on it? What's the point of having a Husky message board if fans can't talk about four starting OL getting hurt?

If you don't have anything nice to post, don't post at all. That seems to be dawgman's motto. Ignore 7-6, the lack of discipline, bad line play, shoddy special teams and shitty playcalling, and instead post about how great the new Husky Stadium, Wilcox, Tosh, ASJ, Shaq, and Sankey are. Oh, Fleenor's daily posts about Dish and TV contracts are riveting. They are lucky Fleenor still posts there.

You forgot only one decent interior DL in 5 years. Lawrence Lagafuaina? Give me a break.

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.
How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.
I think for the first time it shows Sark was disgusted with them and sick of whatever bullshit set him off. Had he had a disciplined program the last 5 years, he wouldn't have had to bitch out. But, when your team views you as the token fat frat brother, you have to resort to serious shit to make a point.

The problem was Sark probably wasn't even that pissed and just played it up so the media will comment how pissed he was. The Players know if he was actually pissed or not.

Parcells used to always say if he felt his team needed a break he would pretend to get pissed off and kick them out early so they don't think they were getting off easily.

I'm sure when Bill was actually pissed practice would be extended and even more tough. I've heard stories of how James ran practice and let's just say if he was pissed he wouldn't have stormed off.

HoustonHusky

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

greenblood

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.
Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

Simple fact, don't get butt hurt. Women don't compartmentalize problems, they have trouble working together as a team, and they are overly irritable, insecure, and sensitive 1 week every month. These are also simple facts.

pat_hm

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

pat_hm

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Exactly. In the real world you'd get shitcanned for running off like a little baby instead of addressing the problem head on and dealing with it.

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.
Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.
Simple fact, don't get butt hurt. Women don't compartmentalize problems, they have trouble working together as a team, and they are overly irritable, insecure, and sensitive 1 week every month. These are also simple facts.

This is why we can't have chicks on our bored.

AZDuck

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Good god. Did your wife fuck a bunch of Samoans while you were on your shift at Walmart or something?

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

The last paragraph may be the worst ever written here.

Shelton is a stud, and smart.

Comments

Not to worry, Scott Eklund and his legendary delete button showed up just in time to make sure nobody on dawgman was posting anything that might make people concerned about the situation.

section8

Gregggg Bell posted some propaganda saying its no big deal, Ektard deleting threads, welcome to 2008.

Gregggg Bell posted some propaganda saying its no big deal, Ektard deleting threads, welcome to 2008.

Not to worry, Scott Eklund and his legendary delete button showed up just in time to make sure nobody on dawgman was posting anything that might make people concerned about the situation.

Gregggg Bell posted some propaganda saying its no big deal, Ektard deleting threads, welcome to 2008.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

puppylove_sugarsteel

bfd. Sark got pissed. that's a good thing. fuck ektard

bfd. Sark got pissed. that's a good thing. fuck ektard

That's what I was thinking.
Maybe Sark should get pissed more often.
You know, like a coach that cares.

Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

Repression is always the last act of a desperate regime.

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

That act was new in 2004.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

RaceBannon

Its OK to freak but why stop practice?

Dawgs4ever

Sark needs to get pissed more often. Apparently practice was about 3 minutes from being over, so whatever. Not even sure why this was an issue.

bfd. Sark got pissed. that's a good thing. fuck ektard

Sark getting pissed = Good. Sark acting like a bitch = Bad.

HTH

CuntWaffle

Doogs were probably hoping that Shelton would have knocked out Price so the answer Cyler Miles could start!!!!!111!1!1!!

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.

How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.
How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.

RoadDawg55

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do
That shit is what drove me away along with the board being full of morons. I remember last year when Colin Porter, Kohler, Riva, and Tanigawa all went down. People were rightfully concerned about the OL, but Kim says, "Calm down, we'll be fine." What the fuck does fine mean? Having a shitty OL is fine? Nobody should comment on it? What's the point of having a Husky message board if fans can't talk about four starting OL getting hurt?

If you don't have anything nice to post, don't post at all. That seems to be dawgman's motto. Ignore 7-6, the lack of discipline, bad line play, shoddy special teams and shitty playcalling, and instead post about how great the new Husky Stadium, Wilcox, Tosh, ASJ, Shaq, and Sankey are. Oh, Fleenor's daily posts about Dish and TV contracts are riveting. They are lucky Fleenor still posts there.

Take it to the O line board.

Kim and Scott's new favorite thing I'd to tell people to "stop freaking out" when people ask legitimate questions. Or they will give a preemptive "I know everyone will start freaking out". The crux of these comments is that they are better and more mature than their subscribers because showing emotion when bad things happen to your team shows that you A) Have no self control and Don't understand football like Kim and Scott do
That shit is what drove me away along with the board being full of morons. I remember last year when Colin Porter, Kohler, Riva, and Tanigawa all went down. People were rightfully concerned about the OL, but Kim says, "Calm down, we'll be fine." What the fuck does fine mean? Having a shitty OL is fine? Nobody should comment on it? What's the point of having a Husky message board if fans can't talk about four starting OL getting hurt?

If you don't have anything nice to post, don't post at all. That seems to be dawgman's motto. Ignore 7-6, the lack of discipline, bad line play, shoddy special teams and shitty playcalling, and instead post about how great the new Husky Stadium, Wilcox, Tosh, ASJ, Shaq, and Sankey are. Oh, Fleenor's daily posts about Dish and TV contracts are riveting. They are lucky Fleenor still posts there.

You forgot only one decent interior DL in 5 years. Lawrence Lagafuaina? Give me a break.

I'm glad he is actually not joking around like an idiot monkey. Maybe if the players fear him a bit we can finally have some fucking disciplined football. You think players feared Harbaugh? Hell yeah, and they played like it. Sark? They might fear his second chin will eat them, that's about it.
How does storming out and ending practice instill fear? It's being a little bitch. The right response is to make the next hour miserable for whoever he is pissed at.
I think for the first time it shows Sark was disgusted with them and sick of whatever bullshit set him off. Had he had a disciplined program the last 5 years, he wouldn't have had to bitch out. But, when your team views you as the token fat frat brother, you have to resort to serious shit to make a point.

HoustonHusky

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

greenblood

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.
Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.

pat_hm

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.

Exactly. In the real world you'd get shitcanned for running off like a little baby instead of addressing the problem head on and dealing with it.

Women storm off. Men deal with the problem...WTF if he was pissed would he not say 'FU guys...you can't listen, we can always do windsprints'...instead of getting his panties in a wad. Getting pissed is fine...heck its probably good. Storming off not so much.
Jesus. I hope you don't have daughters.
Simple fact, don't get butt hurt. Women don't compartmentalize problems, they have trouble working together as a team, and they are overly irritable, insecure, and sensitive 1 week every month. These are also simple facts.

This is why we can't have chicks on our bored.

AZDuck

It's nice to see him show some signs of life but the practice shouldn't have ended and the entire team should have been forced to run gasers until they began to vomit.

That is what builds a TUFF football team and brings them together. Makes them realize they are only as strong as their weakest member. Which in this case its not surprise its coming from a Defensive lineman. I promise you after that punishment you're not gonna see that happen again.

They need to treat Shelton like the Vincent D'onofrio in full metal jacket. Kid is still a big dumbfuck soft marshmellow like every other Samoan we've had on the roster the last 10 years. Lawrernce Lagafuaina? When is this staff gonna learn that samoans are the laziest fucks on the planet and are better off selling ice in Chevy Suburbans than trying to play football.

Good god. Did your wife fuck a bunch of Samoans while you were on your shift at Walmart or something?