Sarkisian needs to walk-the-walk

AtomicPiss

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MikeDamone

Why would he start now. He's the master of the kick ass presser and off season natty. Flaps his soup cooler non stop about how they are really turing the corner and how great they will be. Never , ever backs it up.

MikeDamone

"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"

Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.

CuntWaffle

The Trojans will be one TUFF ass team next year. Man, what a cool year for USC.

Swaye

Giving your team the bye week off really breeds grit and determination.

#waitressgavemetheclap#persevere

topdawgnc

MikeDamone said:

"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"

Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.

He really crowned himself after that win.

He thought he was a fucking genius for icing the kicker twice.

SpoonieLuv

probably should just try walking

#fatfuck

Meek

MikeDamone said:

"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"

Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, just rip it, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.

TheHB

Being Mora's bitch is no way to go through life, mister.

BallSacked

He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?

RoadDawg55

BallSacked said:

He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?

Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.

The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Up voted for use of 'soup cooler'

CuntWaffle

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?

Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.

The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.

Diet coke. He gets an extra piece of lettuce on his burgers too. He's trying.

BallSacked

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?

Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.

The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.

Agree about bragging, but It's probably more like he still ordered a double-double animal style, but in the lettuce wrap, no carbs brah.

Fat people always think wrapping lettuce around two slabs of processed beef and cheese drenched in thousand island is way more healthy than the same thing with bread.

doogsinparadise

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?

Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.

The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.

Agree about bragging, but It's probably more like he still ordered a double-double animal style, but in the lettuce wrap, no carbs brah.

Fat people always think wrapping lettuce around two slabs of processed beef and cheese drenched in thousand island is way more healthy than the same thing with bread.

It is, considering that carbs are actually what have made 'Muricans fat. The real problem is that the lettuce totally waters down the flavor of the hamburger.

BallSacked

doogsinparadise said:

BallSacked said:

RoadDawg55 said:

BallSacked said:

He should start with simply walking more, period. Have you seen the set of winter tits he's sprouting recently?

Last Spring and early fall, Sark was somewhat less fat. I remember him talking about how fast USC was practicing with their no huddle offense. He joked that some of the coaches needed to start working out and working on their conditioning so they could keep up.

The comment was him subtly bragging about riding a bike 20 min a day at low speed and drinking cokes instead of a chocolate shake when ordering his beloved #1 at In-N-Out.

Agree about bragging, but It's probably more like he still ordered a double-double animal style, but in the lettuce wrap, no carbs brah.

Fat people always think wrapping lettuce around two slabs of processed beef and cheese drenched in thousand island is way more healthy than the same thing with bread.

It is, considering that carbs are actually what have made 'Muricans fat. The real problem is that the lettuce totally waters down the flavor of the hamburger.

Sure it is, fat ass.

creepycoug

MikeDamone said:

"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"

Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.

The only thing it calls into question is how many times a day a broken clock will tell the correct time. Everything else is covered with that frat-tard.

creepycoug

topdawgnc said:

MikeDamone said:

"However, the reality -- given Sark's preseason optimism -- is that while defeating division champion Arizona in Tucson is exemplary, it calls into question why it's the Wildcats playing Oregon on Friday night rather than the Trojans"

Because after beating Az he thought he was the smartest coach in history and could put it on auto pilot, get drunk, and fuck sluts. That's why they aren't playing Friday. But we know this.

He really crowned himself after that win.

He thought he was a fucking genius for icing the kicker twice.

even though my wife, who knows and cares not even two shits about football, knows that you do that in that circumstance. but, yeah, frat-tard dude brah was suffering from no self-esteem issues at that moment in time.

that said, I am sure, deep, deep, deep down inside, that he knows he's a fucking retard and that he just has to keep the current thing going as long as possible until he finds his next move.

he is a walking example of the notion that there are no perfect systems. we are free, in a free market, to hire complete fucking imbeciles and baffoons and pay them millions of dollars to fuck up that which men with mediocre IQs often do well.