Nice Shot at UCLA

DHD · December 2014

Saw this on a different board, so technically I'm plagiarizing someone else's shit (fucko) ... but I still thought it was worth sharing:

As season five of USC's sanctions comes to a close, what has UCLA accomplished in the years its main rival was on NCAA-mandated life support?

Have a 10-win season? Once, but USC did it twice.

Finish with the best record in the Pac-12 South? Once, just like USC.

Win a bowl game? Once, just like USC.

Upset a top-10 team? Once, but USC did it twice.

Be ranked AP No. 1? Nope, but USC was.

Be ranked in the AP top 10? For four weeks, vs. USC's eight.

Win the conference championship? Nope.

Play in a BCS bowl? Nope.

Ban the USC drum major from stabbing the field in 2012? Yes!

Plant the UCLA flag midfield at the Coliseum in 2013? Yes!!

Deface the Arizona State logo in 2014? Yes!!!

Send an injured walk-on receiver to "protect the logo" last Saturday? Yes!!!!

Clearly, the standout accomplishment for UCLA football in the five seasons it had a chance to dominate the Pac-12 South was "protecting the logo."

When will the banner-raising ceremony for the "Undisputed Logo-Protecting National Champs 2012, 2013, 2014" be scheduled?

WDWHA · December 2014

And UCLA hired Mora and USC hired Sark.

UCLA wins. Case closed.

Citrus4Troogs · December 2014

Perhaps nothing encapsulates Trooj arrogance better than the implication that UCLA is a disappointment for not automatically winning BCS bowls and conference championships just because Southern Cal's almighty program lost 10 scholarships a year, nevermind the fact that UCLA was a complete dumpster fire in Neu's final two seasons. (the 2011 team may have been the only in NCAA history that managed to go 6-8 in a season)

All of the sensitivity and shit-talk about the midfield logo stuff makes me suspect that this poast you found may be the work of one of their former band fags; those people are the worst of the many breeds of Southern Cal douchebags.