Pro tip: You don't need any chemical dick hardners if you would stop fucking ugly chicks.
Fuck you ...
I'll fuck'em all.
At the end of the day ... my worst lay, my best lay, the hottest chic, the ugliest chic, the fattest chic ... all made me cum ...
Your a taker I'm a giver,your a selfish mofo I'm a lover and a pleaser
Listen two pump chump...if want a return visit or more than a one night stand just take my pro tip I'm giving you in this season of giving
Even if your good to go all men get a case of the whiskey dick once in a while...Jessica Alba with her ass spread wide won't cure the whiskey dick...this shit will its a wonder drug
All fucked up with a beer belly,carrot tits and limp noodle that shit will have you humpin and dumpin like Ivan Drago in 30 min or less
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Listen two pump chump...if want a return visit or more than a one night stand just take my pro tip I'm giving you in this season of giving
Even if your good to go all men get a case of the whiskey dick once in a while...Jessica Alba with her ass spread wide won't cure the whiskey dick...this shit will its a wonder drug
All fucked up with a beer belly,carrot tits and limp noodle that shit will have you humpin and dumpin like Ivan Drago in 30 min or less
Sounds like someone misses REAL Washington, dammit.