So I'm at a bar..and hate people

MikeDamone

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

sarktastic

so what is the proper drink choice after they fuck the broadcast you were watching?

MikeDamone

sarktastic said:

so what is the proper drink choice after they fuck the broadcast you were watching?

Johnny walker black. Rocks.

greenblood

NFL sucks unless you have the Red Zone Channel. So yes, Thursday night football is dead to me.

sarktastic

No Johnny Blue?

MikeDamone

greenblood said:

NFL sucks unless you have the Red Zone Channel. So yes, Thursday night football is dead to me.

With a mother fucking bullet. I haven't watched a full NFL game for years. The cliff notes version is just fine.

MikeDamone

Aaaaaaaand we have Carolina fans clapping and going nuts like a bunch of homos in the mellophone section.

PurpleReign

sarktastic said:

No Johnny Blue?

MikeDamone

sarktastic said:

No Johnny Blue?

Overrated.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

MikeDamone said:

Aaaaaaaand we have Carolina fans clapping and going nuts like a bunch of homos in the mellophone section.

You know what to do, ALLAH AKBAR!!!11!!!

RIP, you will be missed.

CirrhosisDawg

So I am at bar / I hate people stories > Five Reasons > HH Football talk/ podcasts > United fanbase / SEBAR posts.

TSIO so I am very grateful to see So I Am at Bar stories finally reappear. Thanks.

MikeDamone

CirrhosisDawg said:

So I am at bar / I hate people stories > Five Reasons > HH Football talk/ podcasts > United fanbase / SEBAR posts.

TSIO so I am very grateful to see So I Am at Bar stories finally reappear. Thanks.

I've taken SIAAB a bit underground to an exclusive audience. I'm bored with some of the shit that's been going on here so I might make a more posts here in the future

PurpleThrobber

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

Why do you hate the Knicks game?

greenblood

PurpleThrobber said:

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

Why do you hate the Knicks game?

I think the Knicks hate the game of basketball more

MikeDamone

PurpleThrobber said:

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

Why do you hate the Knicks game?

Because the NBA is a a fucking dreckfest

uzi

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

Why do you go to bars if you hate people?

PurpleReign

also a masochist apparently

MikeDamone

uzi said:

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

Why do you go to bars if you hate people?

Because I like beverages and enjoy observing people that I hate.

For example..I'm watching two deaf Mexicans talk in sign....you don't get that kind of fun at home.

RaccoonHarry

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

What's a back sack?

PurpleReign

RaccoonHarry said:

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

What's a back sack?

I didn't know either, but it sounds like something from Brokeback Mountain.

sarktastic

MikeDamone said:

uzi said:

MikeDamone said:

why the fuck do they feel the need to turn the big screen to a god damn NFL game just as Louisville is getting ready to score? Good Christ. Fuck I hate people. NFL fans who don't appreciate college ball can lick my sweaty back sack.

Why do you go to bars if you hate people?

Because I like beverages and enjoy observing people that I hate.

For example..I'm watching two deaf Mexicans talk in sign....you don't get that kind of fun at home.

Sounds like you need to upgrade your cable package.