This Video Should Have Set Off Alarm Bells for the Tyee Club

PDXDuckFan

UDub hired their Mike Riley after Sark bailed out of Lake Washington. Peterman's act on this ESPN video is simply amazing to watch. The super-white teeth. The "it interesting about it" (didn't say "thing" after "interesting" for some reason) weirdness of his final "will I or won't I shower in this shower" statement. The surprise edit popping out of the shower like a bewildered Ukrainian child who has never seen anything other than a bath tub.

"YAY! I HAVE A SHOWER AND A TV!!" Did they keep this guy locked in a closet in Boise? A windowless converted pantry for his office?

Petersen's mind would have literally melted down completely had somebody put a microwave on a small fridge.

I'm guessing if he goes to a recruit's house that has running water and a septic tank, he's gushing like a geyser.

http://espn.go.com/videohub/video/clip?id=11701821&categoryid=2564308

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GrundleStiltzkin

PDXDuckFan

"It will be anxious to see." People make fun of Helfrich for being a rube.

PurpleReign

haie

PDXDuckFan said:

"It will be anxious to see." People make fun of Helfrich for being a rube.

That's why you're farting out the coach Peeth shit? Because people make fun of Helfrich? Christ you are a portland pussy.

purpledoogfan

PDXDuckFan said:

UDub hired their Mike Riley after Sark bailed out of Lake Washington. Peterman's act on this ESPN video is simply amazing to watch. The super-white teeth. The "it will interesting" (didn't say "be" before "interesting" for some reason) weirdness of his final "will I or won't I shower in this shower" statement. The surprise edit popping out of the shower like a bewildered Ukrainian child who has never seen anything other than a bath tub.

"YAY! I HAVE A SHOWER AND A TV!!" Did they keep this guy locked in a closet in Boise? A windowless converted pantry for his office?

Petersen's mind would have literally melted down completely had somebody put a microwave on a small fridge.

I'm guessing if he goes to a recruit's house that has running water and a septic tank, he's gushing like a geyser.

http://espn.go.com/videohub/video/clip?id=11701821&categoryid=2564308

Holy fuck press of the century. I don't give a flying fuck if UW hired an idiot savant as long as he wins.

BTW yes Petersen was way out of his element recruiting Bellevue, the wealthiest city in the Pacific Northwest. All he's done is cleaned up with recruits like Army All-American Scout Top 50 FS Budda Baker (who flipped from UO, hee hee), Army All-American Scout 300 4* OT Henry Roberts, 3* DE Shane Bowman, and convinced 3* Top 10 west coast OG Morgan Richey to walk-on instead of accepting scholarship offers at UCLA, Utah, CSU, Yale etc.

Other than that I'm really worried.

PDXDuckFan

purpledoogfan said:

PDXDuckFan said:

UDub hired their Mike Riley after Sark bailed out of Lake Washington. Peterman's act on this ESPN video is simply amazing to watch. The super-white teeth. The "it will interesting" (didn't say "be" before "interesting" for some reason) weirdness of his final "will I or won't I shower in this shower" statement. The surprise edit popping out of the shower like a bewildered Ukrainian child who has never seen anything other than a bath tub.

"YAY! I HAVE A SHOWER AND A TV!!" Did they keep this guy locked in a closet in Boise? A windowless converted pantry for his office?

Petersen's mind would have literally melted down completely had somebody put a microwave on a small fridge.

I'm guessing if he goes to a recruit's house that has running water and a septic tank, he's gushing like a geyser.

http://espn.go.com/videohub/video/clip?id=11701821&categoryid=2564308

Holy fuck press of the century. I don't give a flying fuck if UW hired an idiot savant as long as he wins.

BTW yes Petersen was way out of his element recruiting Bellevue, the wealthiest city in the Pacific Northwest. All he's done is cleaned up with recruits like Army All-American Scout Top 50 FS Budda Baker (who flipped from UO, hee hee), Army All-American Scout 300 4* OT Henry Roberts, 3* DE Shane Bowman, and convinced 3* Top 10 west coast OG Morgan Richey to walk-on instead of accepting scholarship offers at UCLA, Utah, CSU, Yale etc.

Other than that I'm really worried.

Doog