While I was in the cafeteria an hour ago at the EMU, Mariota

priapism

got on top of a table and shouted "Fuck her in the pussy," and then proceeded to get high-5s afterwards from what looked to be some of the starting UO running-backs.

It was disgusting. I can't believe Helfrich allows crude behavior like this.

bananasnblondes

Bullshit. The athletes at UO have their own cafeteria so they don't have to mix with the common students