Oregon Week

Swaye

For the first time in a decade, I am not preparing for a Duck plunger. Feels odd. But I like it.

Parking lot rapes are a different story. I think there will be bushels of those.

Mad_Son

Do you think Costco accepts returns for partially used tubs of Astroglide?

topdawgnc

Swaye said:

For the first time in a decade, I am not preparing for a Duck plunger. Feels odd. But I like it.

Parking lot rapes are a different story. I think there will be bushels of those.

So you're against consensual duck plungers, but for parking lot rapes.

Dardanus

Mad_Son said:

Do you think Costco accepts returns for partially used tubs of Astroglide?

They do, but it's a bit of a pain. You might have to speak to a manager, but they usually give me my money back.

doogsinparadise

Dardanus said:

Mad_Son said:

Do you think Costco accepts returns for partially used tubs of Astroglide?

They do, but it's a bit of a pain. You might have to speak to a manager, but they usually give me my money back.

If you force the issue, and don't take no for an answer, eventually they'll give up the goods.

ThomasFremont

doogsinparadise said:

Dardanus said:

Mad_Son said:

Do you think Costco accepts returns for partially used tubs of Astroglide?

They do, but it's a bit of a pain. You might have to speak to a manager, but they usually give me my money back.

If you force the issue, and don't take no for an answer, eventually they'll give up the goods.

Wait, are we talking about returning lube or parking lot rapes?

dhdawg

I'm expecting a loss. But I think our defense will give us a chance to win

TierbsHsotBoobs

ThomasFremont said:

doogsinparadise said:

Dardanus said:

Mad_Son said:

Do you think Costco accepts returns for partially used tubs of Astroglide?

They do, but it's a bit of a pain. You might have to speak to a manager, but they usually give me my money back.

If you force the issue, and don't take no for an answer, eventually they'll give up the goods.

Wait, are we talking about returning lube or parking lot rapes?

Abundance, as always.

Dardanus

ThomasFremont said:

doogsinparadise said:

Dardanus said:

Mad_Son said:

Do you think Costco accepts returns for partially used tubs of Astroglide?

They do, but it's a bit of a pain. You might have to speak to a manager, but they usually give me my money back.

If you force the issue, and don't take no for an answer, eventually they'll give up the goods.

Wait, are we talking about returning lube or parking lot rapes?

The lube doesn't become partially used on its own.

PostGameOrangeSlices

I feel good about the doogs chances vs Oregon, which means we will lose by 50

beelzebub

Swaye said:

For the first time in a decade, I am not preparing for a Duck plunger. Feels odd. But I like it.

Parking lot rapes are a different story. I think there will be bushels of those.

U bragging about raping ur blowup doll swizzy?

PurpleJ

Who uses lube in a parking lot rape?

Mosster47

You might not be prepared but the plunger is coming regardless.

I'd lube up just to be safe. #11

H_D

PurpleJ said:

Who uses lube in a parking lot rape?

The rapist that cares about his victim's partner's comfort, that's who.

GrundleStiltzkin

beelzebub said:

Swaye said:

For the first time in a decade, I am not preparing for a Duck plunger. Feels odd. But I like it.

Parking lot rapes are a different story. I think there will be bushels of those.

U bragging about raping ur blowup doll swizzy?

OZONE

Swaye said:

For the first time in a decade, I am not preparing for a Duck plunger. Feels odd. But I like it.

You better get ready... because its coming... whether you are ready or not...

Fenwick

sylkonline.com

Fenwick

^ just in case

GrundleStiltzkin

OZONE said:

Swaye said:

For the first time in a decade, I am not preparing for a Duck plunger. Feels odd. But I like it.

You better get ready... because its coming... whether you are ready or not...

Ybe

PurpleJ

PLUNGE MY ASS DUCK!!!!!

Cuogar_Gold

I just know that neither team playing in this game will be winning a national championship. And Mariota is gone after this year. That's about all the plunger duck fan needs.