My first '5 reasons' attempt...

PurpleReign

He's just a whiner fan trying to make real 12s look bad.

Swaye

What I learned in that thread. Cowboys cheerleaders are really fucking hot.

SteveInShelton

Hooks.NETFS post of the day:

From the RE: IF JS, WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE FOR HARVIN POST '14? thread -

I would send Percy to Cleveland (so we never have to face off against him) for Joe Thomas and a 1st round pick. I would try to get Alex Mack in the deal too.

Christ.

GrundleStiltzkin

section8 said:

This reply was my favorite. Solid work.


Five Reasons the Seahawks will beat the Cowboys:

GM Jerry Jones

HC Jason Garrett

QB Coach Wade Wilson

Seahwaks home field advantage. Cowboys do not have a home field advantage so they don't realize just how much of an advantage that can be for some teams.

QB Tony Romo gets pass happy and kills multiple run plays now that he is back as close to 100% as possible.

I like that it's self-loathing fans that are replying first lately.

TierbsHsotBoobs

SteveInShelton said:

Hooks.NETFS post of the day:

From the RE: IF JS, WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE FOR HARVIN POST '14? thread -

I would send Percy to Cleveland (so we never have to face off against him) for Joe Thomas and a 1st round pick. I would try to get Alex Mack in the deal too.

Christ.

Thoughts and prayers.