5 Reasons why Damone will beat Cancer on 10/5

WilburHooksHands

1. Dr. Martin “Mac” Cheever- He is the best solid tumor research director in the field. Enough said on that. He has 35 years under his belt and will do everything possible to beat the tumors.

2. Oncology Administrative Staff- They average 120+ WPM across the line. Colleran, Schulte, Stella, Taylor, Ossai, etc. These ladies have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Adoptive TCell Therapy - New treatment, new attitude. Every doctor has spoken about the difference between Adoptive TCell therapy and Monoclonal antibody therapy. We will see a much improved immuno-response on 10/5.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed- This is the fastest research team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something they haven't in past clinical trials, speed.

5. Time of possession- I think Damone can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can lengthen the treatment sessions and keep the tumors in remission, the better chance Damone has to see tomorrow.

I think Damone wins rather easily, say 34-17?

dnc

WilburHooksHands said:

1. Dr. Martin “Mac” Cheever- He is the best solid tumor research director in the field. Enough said on that. He has 35 years under his belt and will do everything possible to beat the tumors.

2. Oncology Administrative Staff- They average 120+ WPM across the line. Colleran, Schulte, Stella, Taylor, Ossai, etc. These ladies have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Adoptive TCell Therapy - New treatment, new attitude. Every doctor has spoken about the difference between Adoptive TCell therapy and Monoclonal antibody therapy. We will see a much improved immuno-response on 10/5.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed- This is the fastest research team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something they haven't in past clinical trials, speed.

5. Time of possession- I think Damone can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can lengthen the treatment sessions and keep the tumors in remission, the better chance Damone has to see tomorrow.

I think Damone wins rather easily, say 34-17?

I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.

MisterEm

dnc said:

WilburHooksHands said:

1. Dr. Martin “Mac” Cheever- He is the best solid tumor research director in the field. Enough said on that. He has 35 years under his belt and will do everything possible to beat the tumors.

2. Oncology Administrative Staff- They average 120+ WPM across the line. Colleran, Schulte, Stella, Taylor, Ossai, etc. These ladies have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Adoptive TCell Therapy - New treatment, new attitude. Every doctor has spoken about the difference between Adoptive TCell therapy and Monoclonal antibody therapy. We will see a much improved immuno-response on 10/5.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed- This is the fastest research team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something they haven't in past clinical trials, speed.

5. Time of possession- I think Damone can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can lengthen the treatment sessions and keep the tumors in remission, the better chance Damone has to see tomorrow.

I think Damone wins rather easily, say 34-17?

I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.

Disagree. Sven and Damone need more time to gather up HHB/Scout handles for the 5 reasons to live on.

PurpleReign

Ts & Ps to Damone, I'm sending him a fruit basket later this evening*.





* Contingent on whether or not I get fall down drunk at the strip club. If I can manage to get my car started, I will stop by the fruit basket shop (wtf is that?) on my way in the direction of home. I make no promises I will actually end up at home, don't twist.

MikeDamone

The is nothing funny about cancer. Or rapier.

Dardanus

MisterEm said:

dnc said:

WilburHooksHands said:

1. Dr. Martin “Mac” Cheever- He is the best solid tumor research director in the field. Enough said on that. He has 35 years under his belt and will do everything possible to beat the tumors.

2. Oncology Administrative Staff- They average 120+ WPM across the line. Colleran, Schulte, Stella, Taylor, Ossai, etc. These ladies have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Adoptive TCell Therapy - New treatment, new attitude. Every doctor has spoken about the difference between Adoptive TCell therapy and Monoclonal antibody therapy. We will see a much improved immuno-response on 10/5.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed- This is the fastest research team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something they haven't in past clinical trials, speed.

5. Time of possession- I think Damone can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can lengthen the treatment sessions and keep the tumors in remission, the better chance Damone has to see tomorrow.

I think Damone wins rather easily, say 34-17?

I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.

Disagree. Sven and Damone need more time to gather up his HHB/Scout handles for the 5 reasons to live on.

Cockus?

MisterEm

Dardanus said:

MisterEm said:

dnc said:

WilburHooksHands said:

1. Dr. Martin “Mac” Cheever- He is the best solid tumor research director in the field. Enough said on that. He has 35 years under his belt and will do everything possible to beat the tumors.

2. Oncology Administrative Staff- They average 120+ WPM across the line. Colleran, Schulte, Stella, Taylor, Ossai, etc. These ladies have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Adoptive TCell Therapy - New treatment, new attitude. Every doctor has spoken about the difference between Adoptive TCell therapy and Monoclonal antibody therapy. We will see a much improved immuno-response on 10/5.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed- This is the fastest research team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something they haven't in past clinical trials, speed.

5. Time of possession- I think Damone can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can lengthen the treatment sessions and keep the tumors in remission, the better chance Damone has to see tomorrow.

I think Damone wins rather easily, say 34-17?

I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.

Disagree. Sven and Damone need more time to gather up his HHB/Scout handles for the 5 reasons to live on.

Cockus?

That passive aggressive limp wrist must have hacked my shit......

Swaye

dnc said:

WilburHooksHands said:

1. Dr. Martin “Mac” Cheever- He is the best solid tumor research director in the field. Enough said on that. He has 35 years under his belt and will do everything possible to beat the tumors.

2. Oncology Administrative Staff- They average 120+ WPM across the line. Colleran, Schulte, Stella, Taylor, Ossai, etc. These ladies have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Adoptive TCell Therapy - New treatment, new attitude. Every doctor has spoken about the difference between Adoptive TCell therapy and Monoclonal antibody therapy. We will see a much improved immuno-response on 10/5.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed- This is the fastest research team in a long time. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something they haven't in past clinical trials, speed.

5. Time of possession- I think Damone can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can lengthen the treatment sessions and keep the tumors in remission, the better chance Damone has to see tomorrow.

I think Damone wins rather easily, say 34-17?

I know 5 Reasons is classic and a staple and I'll probably get a few WTF's, but as a professional trolling community, we need to look to the horizon. Boreds are starting to pick up on 5 reasons (sort of) and evolution is necessary. What's the next step? Let's put on our thinking caps, I believe in each and every one of you fucking lowlifes.

The proper nomenclature is degenerates.

CuntWaffle

I really wanted to start a "5 reasons why Mik Dabone will sell more toilets than his peers combined this month" but I am sadly only .00081% as creative as Race.