Lindquist is starting!

LoneStarDawg

since its verified that Mercer Islanders have shit in their throats

http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2024686067_mercerislandnewwaterxml.html

paging @EsophagealFeces‌ for a statement....

allpurpleallgold

If you're going to bash Mercer Island then I AM OUT!!!!!

PostGameOrangeSlices

Mercer Island, of all places

trololololol

LoneStarDawg

LEAVE!!!!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Poor little rich people...

PostGameOrangeSlices

What plebians on Mercer Island drink tap water, or use it for anything? Fiji water only, BRAH

LoneStarDawg

Good point, maybe they poisoned their water to flush out the poor tap water drinkers

Homebrew_Dawg

"latest discovery of E. coli bacteria is almost certainly linked to the incident on Saturday"

Didn't realize Petersen's fake punt attempt was going to have such an ecological impact.