Would you suck dick for an A?

PurpleReign

Neither would she.

What an idiot. Every guy knows you never put dick sucking requests on paper (digital or papyrus).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769569/We-just-cover-webcam-pull-blinds-University-Delaware-sociology-professor-promised-student-A-exchange-oral-sex.html

MikeDamone

#rapeculture

EsophagealFeces

No, because I'm smart enough to get an A on my own and I'm straight. Abundance.

priapism

A lot of Profs leave their email access open on their computers when they go to the bathroom or get a coffee. A good time to send emails out...

PurpleReign

EsophagealFeces said:

No, because I'm smart enough to get an A on my own and I'm straight. Abundance.

Thank you for taking this topic seriously, because dick sucking on campus is serious bidness.

dnc

Not for an A

PurpleReign

dnc said:

Not for an A

This guy can relate

EsophagealFeces

dnc said:

Not for an A

HE'S ALIVE!!!!!11!!!

mobey

Fuck no, that's gross.

Now a rim job and I'd have to think about it.

Mad_Son

My standards have changed. I remember on the bus on my way home from Maywood Middle School one day I was asked if I would suck dick for $20, $100, $1000, $1000000 all to which I said no. At $1000000000 I had to think about it. Like sure, there is posturing to be done at that stage in one's life but fuck... $20 may be a bit cheap but $100 doesn't sound like such a bad deal anymore...

Oh and an A... sure... why the hell not? Would save time doing lectures, homework, getting educated, etc.

HuskyJW

Would or did?

Alexis

I would, but I wouldn't do a good job.

Mosster47

Alexis said:

I would, but I wouldn't do a good job.

Here is the first honest answer I've seen.

Swaye

What kind of dumb fuck e-mails that question to a student? Just ask her face to face, alone. Deniability. FFS. Rookie.

Mosster47

Swaye said:

What kind of dumb fuck e-mails that question to a student? Just ask her face to face, alone. Deniability. FFS. Rookie.

It does my heart good to see my prodigy all grown up.

Now, once you reach teacher status you would say something like. "Have the grade system up on the computer, ask her what she would do for an A? Then negotiate the bare pickle in the two hole."

mobey

Alexis said:

I would, but I wouldn't do a good job.

You mean there are bad BJs?

pawz

mobey said:

Alexis said:

I would, but I wouldn't do a good job.

You mean there are bad BJs?

Definitely.

#teeth

PurpleThrobber

pawz said:

mobey said:

Alexis said:

I would, but I wouldn't do a good job.

You mean there are bad BJs?

Definitely.

#teeth

Teeth are fine.

Biting is not.

#bobbit.

allpurpleallgold

mobey said:

Alexis said:

I would, but I wouldn't do a good job.

You mean there are bad BJs?

I loathe this joke.

PurpleReign

I don't mind it.

Kaepsknee

Damn I hate the offseason!