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PM to DNC

Your silence in nearly every thread since you crapped out your kid speaks volumes. We can't have some little rugrat stealing away one of our best classy poasters. He's got to go. I miss you. Swaye misses you. It's really hard to have a cyber three way with only two dudes.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Been an hour, and nothing. He's fucking done. @dnc just so it isn't buried and he knows we still want hot sweatpants action when he is done burping the carpet rat.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,424
    DNC had a kid? Congrats!
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,322
    YouKnowIt said:

    Gladstone said:

    DNC had a kid? Congrats!

    He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

    I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    YouKnowIt said:

    Gladstone said:

    DNC had a kid? Congrats!

    He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

    I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.
    I heard that weenie hiders is now the preferred nomenclature.
  • FreeChavez
    FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223
    Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

    Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,594

    Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

    Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

    DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

    good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

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  • YouKnowIt
    YouKnowIt Member Posts: 545
    edited September 2014



    I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.



    you mean DNC is not in NC?
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,322
    YouKnowIt said:




    I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

    you mean DNC is not in NC?

    Good poont, he very well may be. Downvote rescinded.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,853

    Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

    Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

    DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

    good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

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    first progeny actually

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,853
    edited September 2014
    YouKnowIt said:




    I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.



    you mean DNC is not in NC?
    Paging dawgnmemphis

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,853

    Your silence in nearly every thread since you crapped out your kid speaks volumes. We can't have some little rugrat stealing away one of our best classy poasters. He's got to go. I miss you. Swaye misses you. It's really hard to have a cyber three way with only two dudes.

    image
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

    Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

    DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

    good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

    image
    first progeny actually

    Sounds juvenile & repetitive.
  • FreeChavez
    FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.
    Since Swaye can't post p0rn anymore, this site keeps DNC out of trouble and off the dark side of the interwebs. If DJ allowed "pictures", then maybe the mrs would take it more personally. Just don't look for any chavez handles at 4chan....
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,291 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
    image
  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    edited September 2014

    YouKnowIt said:

    Gladstone said:

    DNC had a kid? Congrats!

    He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

    I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.
    He married a young boy, well, unofficially at least
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
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    Swaye!
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,480
    Swaye said:

    Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,853
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
    Crimea River?

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,853

    dnc said:

    Troo told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.
    Nega please, Mrs. DNC knows I live a miserable and pathetic life.
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098
    edited September 2014
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
    Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade Everything But The Girl songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    H_D said:

    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
    Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4
    That's Everything But The Girl (75k), breeder.
  • H_D
    H_D Member Posts: 6,098

    H_D said:

    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

    I miss you like the river misses the rain.
    Profess your undying homo-man love crush for DNC all you want, but if you misquote Sade songs then I'm fucking out mutha-fucka!

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4
    That's Everything But The Girl (75k), breeder.
    Fuck me.