PM to DNC

EsophagealFeces

Your silence in nearly every thread since you crapped out your kid speaks volumes. We can't have some little rugrat stealing away one of our best classy poasters. He's got to go. I miss you. Swaye misses you. It's really hard to have a cyber three way with only two dudes.

Swaye

Fucking this! Can you shove the kid back up in there and get back to hot cyber action? I've got 8 pounds of red rope licorice, a midget and a woodchuck hand puppet all ready to go.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye

Been an hour, and nothing. He's fucking done. @dnc just so it isn't buried and he knows we still want hot sweatpants action when he is done burping the carpet rat.

Gladstone

DNC had a kid? Congrats!

PostGameOrangeSlices

RIP Biggus

YouKnowIt

Gladstone said:

DNC had a kid? Congrats!

He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

EsophagealFeces

YouKnowIt said:

Gladstone said:

DNC had a kid? Congrats!

He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

Swaye

EsophagealFeces said:

YouKnowIt said:

Gladstone said:

DNC had a kid? Congrats!

He may not be able to marry legally yet, but they still let them adopt(75k)

I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

I heard that weenie hiders is now the preferred nomenclature.

FreeChavez

Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

PostGameOrangeSlices

FreeChavez said:

Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

YouKnowIt

EsophagealFeces said:

I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

you mean DNC is not in NC?

EsophagealFeces

YouKnowIt said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

you mean DNC is not in NC?

Good poont, he very well may be. Downvote rescinded.

dnc

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

FreeChavez said:

Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

first progeny actually

dnc

YouKnowIt said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I know you're making a joke, but laws were passed so butt pirates can marry in Washington.

you mean DNC is not in NC?

Paging dawgnmemphis

dnc

EsophagealFeces said:

Your silence in nearly every thread since you crapped out your kid speaks volumes. We can't have some little rugrat stealing away one of our best classy poasters. He's got to go. I miss you. Swaye misses you. It's really hard to have a cyber three way with only two dudes.

dnc

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

Swaye

dnc said:

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I miss you like the river misses the rain.

doogsinparadise

dnc said:

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.

GrundleStiltzkin

dnc said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

FreeChavez said:

Infants are the best time to spend time on message boards. All they do is shit, sleep and eat. There is only so much you can do staring at a shriveled up raisen.

Get DNC back in the fold or we'll have to resort to convincing swaye to post p0rn and get banned for a week

DNC has an infant and 2 other kids I think

good for him, seriously, but *cringe*

first progeny actually

Sounds juvenile & repetitive.

FreeChavez

doogsinparadise said:

dnc said:

Troof be told my parentals are in town from NC so my absentia from the boreds has more to do with them being around than little dnc jr. Once mom dad and dad vacate the premises, I'll be contributing nothing to the bored as usual.

I'd assumed that Mrs. DNC had looked at your internet habits.

Since Swaye can't post p0rn anymore, this site keeps DNC out of trouble and off the dark side of the interwebs. If DJ allowed "pictures", then maybe the mrs would take it more personally. Just don't look for any chavez handles at 4chan....