Tailgater

In case any of you have been wondering, no, he didn't die.

He's moved himself back over to retard-town and is the same old Tailgater we all know and love. He goes 19 straight with completely, or almost completely, unintelligible posts that literally NO FUCKING BODY understands, and then, BAM, he gets you with one that both makes some sense and is pretty spot on. Like a broken clock I guess.

I've been arguing with that old fucker on the internet since 2000. I'd know him anywhere. That's him.

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Was hoping he was dead.

Was hoping he was dead.

me too. he's mostly a dumb fuck. in fact reminds me a little bit of that Cabron faggot on the SC board we were just discussing.

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.

yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.

SweatpantsGeneral

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.

Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.
Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

No. That did not occur to me. I already said I'm taking a walk. Can't you read?

SweatpantsGeneral

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He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.
Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

No. That did not occur to me. I already said I'm taking a walk. Can't you read?

Apparently I can't read since I read your post and responded to it and am reading this one and responding to it. Great reply as always

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He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.
Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

No. That did not occur to me. I already said I'm taking a walk. Can't you read?
Apparently I can't read. Great reply as always

Yes, I know.

Sorry about the reading thing. Keep working on it.

SweatpantsGeneral

BOOM roasted!

BOOM roasted!

you said it, not me.

i hope you can read this.

SweatpantsGeneral

Again! Wow! Fuck! I smell batteries. Well played!!!

unfrozencaveman

In case any of you have been wondering, no, he didn't die.

He's moved himself back over to retard-town and is the same old Tailgater we all know and love. He goes 19 straight with completely, or almost completely, unintelligible posts that literally NO FUCKING BODY understands, and then, BAM, he gets you with one that both makes some sense and is pretty spot on. Like a broken clock I guess.

I've been arguing with that old fucker on the internet since 2000. I'd know him anywhere. That's him.

That's why I Iike him, see an occasional post on Jood's blog. Sounds like he's 12 beers under but it's 8 am. Random nonsense, spitting out coffee belly laughs

Again! Wow! Fuck! I smell batteries. Well played!!!

the proverbial, "it's too late for this" goes right ------> [ here ].

that said, I have to confess that "smell[ing] batteries" flies right over my head. no idea what you're talking about, so as soon as I can poast the bunny with a waffle on its head, I will.

Let me get that for you...

PostGameOrangeSlices

lol @ this thread

Let me get that for you...

Thank you sir. Impeccable timing, per usual.

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.

didn't he try and pass himself off as some sort of successful bidnessman back in the unleashed days?

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.
didn't he try and pass himself off as some sort of successful bidnessman back in the unleashed days?

Engineer by trade/training. I have a great memory for shit that has nothing to do with me. Not exactly sure what he did for a living, but I'd bet he hasn't been doing it for a couple of decades given the advanced state of senility.

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.
didn't he try and pass himself off as some sort of successful bidnessman back in the unleashed days?
Engineer by trade/training. I have a great memory for shit that has nothing to do with me. Not exactly sure what he did for a living, but I'd bet he hasn't been doing it for a couple of decades given the advanced state of senility.

Fucking this. Asshole probably developed some rocket guidance weapon system in the 60's, and did fuckall the rest of his life after that. Except get old, faggoty and senile. The world would be a better place if he fell off a bridge into a lake of fire.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.

Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?

Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!

Babe, I love you.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!
Babe, I love you.

ooooh oooooh oooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.

if you weren't able to get a little stink finger in middle school while that song was playing, then I wouldn't have been able to help you.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!
Babe, I love you.
ooooh oooooh oooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.

if you weren't able to get a little stink finger in middle school while that song was playing, then I wouldn't have been able to help you.

My middle school experiences were all trying to pull pig tails to Perry Como. What a disaster.

That's why I wrote it: to help you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uBi61pgDUP8

doogsinparadise

Who? That's what I thought.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!
Babe, I love you.
ooooh oooooh oooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.

if you weren't able to get a little stink finger in middle school while that song was playing, then I wouldn't have been able to help you.
My middle school experiences were all trying to pull pig tails to Perry Como. What a disaster.

That's why I wrote it: to help you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uBi61pgDUP8

wow. forgot how ghey soft-rock/pop fags were back then. two or three of them actually, you can see it, used a fucking curling iron on their fucking bangs.

odds of at least three of those fuckers not taking it in the ass: less than zero.

WilburHooksHands

wow. forgot how ghey soft-rock/pop fags were back then. two or three of them actually, you can see it, used a fucking curling iron on their fucking bangs.

odds of at least three of those fuckers not taking it in the ass: less than zero.

IDGAF if they were using curling irons, "Lady" is an all-timer. Shit is choice.

EsophagealFeces

I wasn't even born when that song was cool, so no stink finger for me thanks to it.

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Was hoping he was dead.

Was hoping he was dead.

me too. he's mostly a dumb fuck. in fact reminds me a little bit of that Cabron faggot on the SC board we were just discussing.

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.

yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.

SweatpantsGeneral

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.

Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.

He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.
Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

No. That did not occur to me. I already said I'm taking a walk. Can't you read?

SweatpantsGeneral

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He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.
Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

No. That did not occur to me. I already said I'm taking a walk. Can't you read?

Apparently I can't read since I read your post and responded to it and am reading this one and responding to it. Great reply as always

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He annoyed me years ago on Doogfarm. He annoyed me here. In short, he is one annoying mother fucker. Kind of guy that even his family ignores him.
yeah. i need to go for a walk with my wife and get some perspective and try and figure out why I'm the only dumb fuck who pays attention to him.
Does it occur to you, Creepyone, that since you're the one who poasted unsolicited threads about him on HH, that, perhaps, he is actually the victor?

No. That did not occur to me. I already said I'm taking a walk. Can't you read?
Apparently I can't read. Great reply as always

Yes, I know.

Sorry about the reading thing. Keep working on it.

SweatpantsGeneral

BOOM roasted!

BOOM roasted!

you said it, not me.

i hope you can read this.

SweatpantsGeneral

Again! Wow! Fuck! I smell batteries. Well played!!!

unfrozencaveman

In case any of you have been wondering, no, he didn't die.

He's moved himself back over to retard-town and is the same old Tailgater we all know and love. He goes 19 straight with completely, or almost completely, unintelligible posts that literally NO FUCKING BODY understands, and then, BAM, he gets you with one that both makes some sense and is pretty spot on. Like a broken clock I guess.

I've been arguing with that old fucker on the internet since 2000. I'd know him anywhere. That's him.

That's why I Iike him, see an occasional post on Jood's blog. Sounds like he's 12 beers under but it's 8 am. Random nonsense, spitting out coffee belly laughs

Again! Wow! Fuck! I smell batteries. Well played!!!

the proverbial, "it's too late for this" goes right ------> [ here ].

that said, I have to confess that "smell[ing] batteries" flies right over my head. no idea what you're talking about, so as soon as I can poast the bunny with a waffle on its head, I will.

Let me get that for you...

PostGameOrangeSlices

lol @ this thread

Let me get that for you...

Thank you sir. Impeccable timing, per usual.

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.

didn't he try and pass himself off as some sort of successful bidnessman back in the unleashed days?

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.
didn't he try and pass himself off as some sort of successful bidnessman back in the unleashed days?

Engineer by trade/training. I have a great memory for shit that has nothing to do with me. Not exactly sure what he did for a living, but I'd bet he hasn't been doing it for a couple of decades given the advanced state of senility.

Old fuck couldn't take the heat. Got all pissed off when a thread he posted in was deleted and went full sandy vag. The deletion had nothing to do with him. He was always on the sandy vag edge. Now he's back playing in the shallow end of the pool with the retards. He was almost as economically illiterate as OBK.
didn't he try and pass himself off as some sort of successful bidnessman back in the unleashed days?
Engineer by trade/training. I have a great memory for shit that has nothing to do with me. Not exactly sure what he did for a living, but I'd bet he hasn't been doing it for a couple of decades given the advanced state of senility.

Fucking this. Asshole probably developed some rocket guidance weapon system in the 60's, and did fuckall the rest of his life after that. Except get old, faggoty and senile. The world would be a better place if he fell off a bridge into a lake of fire.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.

Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?

Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!

Babe, I love you.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!
Babe, I love you.

ooooh oooooh oooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.

if you weren't able to get a little stink finger in middle school while that song was playing, then I wouldn't have been able to help you.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!
Babe, I love you.
ooooh oooooh oooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.

if you weren't able to get a little stink finger in middle school while that song was playing, then I wouldn't have been able to help you.

My middle school experiences were all trying to pull pig tails to Perry Como. What a disaster.

That's why I wrote it: to help you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uBi61pgDUP8

doogsinparadise

Who? That's what I thought.

Like this gem:

It's okay to remind us of Trojan arrogance, but remember always your SC class. You're damn Lucky to have Seven and again...... thanks!

typical shit. makes decent, not great, but decent sarkasm re 7, but then combines it with the class/sarcasm non-comment.
Tailgater sentence stalking > TBS?
Sentence stalking. I like that too. Also going in to the rotation.

Thanks Dennis!!
Babe, I love you.
ooooh oooooh oooooh Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe.

if you weren't able to get a little stink finger in middle school while that song was playing, then I wouldn't have been able to help you.
My middle school experiences were all trying to pull pig tails to Perry Como. What a disaster.

That's why I wrote it: to help you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uBi61pgDUP8

wow. forgot how ghey soft-rock/pop fags were back then. two or three of them actually, you can see it, used a fucking curling iron on their fucking bangs.

odds of at least three of those fuckers not taking it in the ass: less than zero.

WilburHooksHands

wow. forgot how ghey soft-rock/pop fags were back then. two or three of them actually, you can see it, used a fucking curling iron on their fucking bangs.

odds of at least three of those fuckers not taking it in the ass: less than zero.

IDGAF if they were using curling irons, "Lady" is an all-timer. Shit is choice.

EsophagealFeces

I wasn't even born when that song was cool, so no stink finger for me thanks to it.

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