Looking live from labor and delivery

dnc

This asshole's about to have a baby.

T's and P's, planet earth.

DeepSeaZ

No live feed?

MikeDamone

Good job on successfully fucking someone. That's quite an achievement.

RaceBannon

Get back to work. Women have been having babies since forever.

sarktastic

so, the pin in the end of the condom idea worked?

PurpleReign

Hopefully for DNC, it won't be the wrong color when it's born.

MikeDamone

Are you going to post later on how a 2031 husky recruit was born or other happy horseshit that they post on doogman?

Doogles

PurpleReign said:

Hopefully for DNC, it won't be the wrong color Armenian when it's born.

Fixed.

Swaye

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

Swaye

PurpleReign said:

Hopefully for DNC, it won't be the wrong color when it's born.

Family portrait:

H_D

RaceBannon said:

Get back to work. Women have been having babies since forever.

Agree. Your 15 second contribution was done 9 months ago. Go out and make some house money.

oregonblitzkrieg

Do you expect us to oogle and coo like a bunch of women? We're football fans. Some of enemy teams. Take this shit to the baby shower board.

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

And how much more fun tailgating will be...

unfrozencaveman

Congratulations! How did you guys find a surrogate mother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHXeo57xj3k

GrundleStiltzkin

Well, the lil critter emerge yet?

dnc

H_D said:

RaceBannon said:

Get back to work. Women have been having babies since forever.

Agree. Your 15 second contribution was done 9 months ago. Go out and make some house money.

15 seconds? Who am I, Peter North? Ain't nobody got time for that.

#TheFirstSixSecondsWereConsensual

dnc

Swaye said:

PurpleReign said:

Hopefully for DNC, it won't be the wrong color when it's born.

Family portrait:

Kid already has a bigger dick than I do. Fuck.

dnc

PurpleReign said:

Hopefully for DNC, it won't be the wrong color when it's born.

There's a wrong color? Raycist.

dnc

MikeDamone said:

Are you going to post later on how a 2031 husky recruit was born or other happy horseshit that they post on doogman?

Yes.







On the UGA bored.

dnc

Swaye said:

Does this mean in 2032 we are going to have to read a shittard post about how your kid just got accepted into UW?

I wish
























The kids black, not Asian

pawz

In all seriousness, congratulations. You will make a great parent. Enjoy the process.

#norestfortheweary