Duckfighter Illustrated: Gloat Free Special Edition

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Duckfighter Illustrated: Gloat Free Special Edition

Race Bannon and his DFI staff return once again to give you all the college football news that's fit to print.

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Gladstone

Again, Race -- I wish you were my dad. My other dad is pretty cute.

BennyBeaver

First!

Gladstone

Solid read, of course. I laughed at 'new SEC member Georgia State.' You went too easy on Sark but that forums have covered that one pretty well.

oregonblitzkrieg

Downvoted for the ludicrous prediction of a coog win. Trap games involve opponents that are at least half way decent competition and are not entirely predictable. Saying the coogs beat the ducks is like saying Miss. State is going to beat LSU. Coogs lost to Rutgers and Nevada. Coogs throw 94 passes with 3 interceptions and lose the game halfway through the 3rd quarter. But not because they're really shitty. Because Oregon takes the game seriously and does not overlook them. HTH.

EsophagealFeces

I read it.

EsophagealFeces

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Downvoted for the ludicrous prediction of a coog win. Trap games involve opponents that are at least half way decent competition and are not entirely predictable. Saying the coogs beat the ducks is like saying Miss. State is going to beat LSU. Coogs lost to Rutgers and Nevada. Coogs throw 94 passes with 3 interceptions and lose the game halfway through the 3rd quarter. But not because they're really shitty. Because Oregon takes the game seriously and does not overlook them. HTH.

Looks like someone needs to PM IrishDawg22. Not dialed in at all.

unfrozencaveman

OBK - sponsored by the good folks at Poulsbo RV. You still not get the jest?

allpurpleallgold

Not your best effort.

Doogles

This read like you chugged a fifth of jack and tried to bust it out before the booze hit. You almost got there. almost.

ThomasFremont

FIRST!!1!

Swaye

GRAA

BennyBeaver

Doogles said:

This read like you chugged a fifth of jack and tried to bust it out before the booze hit. You almost got there. almost.

Bowl, THC

Swaye

Is Gloat Free like Gluten Free? If so, I would post that on Facebook so everyone knows you are doing your part to fight colorectal issues.

SpoonieLuv

AZDuck

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Downvoted for the ludicrous prediction of a coog win. Trap games involve opponents that are at least half way decent competition and are not entirely predictable. Saying the coogs beat the ducks is like saying Miss. State is going to beat LSU. Coogs lost to Rutgers and Nevada. Coogs throw 94 passes with 3 interceptions and lose the game halfway through the 3rd quarter. But not because they're really shitty. Because Oregon takes the game seriously and does not overlook them. HTH.

QPOTD

dnc

SpoonieLuv said:

That's a lot of ginger beef hitting the hole

SpoonieLuv

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Downvoted for the ludicrous prediction of a coog win. Trap games involve opponents that are at least half way decent competition and are not entirely predictable. Saying the coogs beat the ducks is like saying Miss. State is going to beat LSU. Coogs lost to Rutgers and Nevada. Coogs throw 94 passes with 3 interceptions and lose the game halfway through the 3rd quarter. But not because they're really shitty. Because Oregon takes the game seriously and does not overlook them. HTH.

The Leach Doctrine: Quick 3-and-outs to maximize the Ducks time of possession.

Interesting strategy.



scoreboard is going to have a Y2K moment

greenblood

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Downvoted for the ludicrous prediction of a coog win. Trap games involve opponents that are at least half way decent competition and are not entirely predictable. Saying the coogs beat the ducks is like saying Miss. State is going to beat LSU. Coogs lost to Rutgers and Nevada. Coogs throw 94 passes with 3 interceptions and lose the game halfway through the 3rd quarter. But not because they're really shitty. Because Oregon takes the game seriously and does not overlook them. HTH.

For as long as you've been around, not understanding Race's satire is inexcusable.

dnc

dnc said:

SpoonieLuv said:

That's a lot of some MAJOR ginger beef hitting the hole

For as long as I've been around, butchering that classic is inexcusable.

chuck

It's surprising that anyone is surprised by the poor quality if OBK's reply.