OFFICIAL Washington vs Boise State LA Bowl

TheHB · December 11

Where my Dawgs at!!?? Listen up, Bronco Nation (or should I say Bronco Notion, because you’re about to realize your whole football identity was just a dream): The Huskies have arrived in Boise for the first and last Bucked Up (el-oh-el) Bowl, and we brought the purple reign with us. Woof!

Heh heh, first off, let me just say, your little blue turf? Cute. Real cute. Looks like a kiddie pool at a backyard BBQ. Our boys are gonna treat that thing like a slip-n-slide straight to the endzone. Hope you brought towels, because it’s gonna get messy.

You think your Broncos are ready for the Big Ten powerhouse? Ha! Our offensive line eats defensive fronts for breakfast and washes it down with tears of Mountain West fans. Demond Williams is about to throw so many bombs, the FAA will issue a no-fly zone over Boise. And don’t even get me started on our receivers! They’ve got hands like Venus flytraps and speed like they’re late for a class in Kane Hall.

Defense? Oh, baby. Our Dawgs' D is hungrier than a freshman at 2 a.m. in front of Dick’s Drive-In. Your QB? He’s gonna spend more time on the turf than a lawn chair at Lake Chelan. We’re talking sacks, picks and heartbreaks served fresh, Seattle style.

And Boise? Bless your hearts. You’ve got potatoes, rodeos and a blue field that looks like a Smurf exploded. Your idea of nightlife is probably arguing over which gas station has the best tater tots. Meanwhile, Seattle’s serving craft coffee, tech money and Husky swagger. We’re bringing big-city energy to your small-town spud fest, and trust me it’s gonna feel like a cultural exchange program you didn’t sign up for.

Tradition? We invented tradition. Bow Down to Washington isn’t just a fight song, it’s a prophecy. We’ve got Husky Stadium rocking so hard it registers on the Richter scale, and now we’re bringing that seismic energy to your little blue postage stamp of a field.

Score prediction? 63-3. And that’s only because we’ll let you kick a pity field goal while our third-string guys are out there practicing TikTok dances in the end zone.

So buckle up, Boise. The purple and gold freight train is rolling through, and you’re about to get flattened like a pancake at a Husky tailgate.

GO HUSKIES!!!