Why I choose Alabama
Its simple.
I have family in Georgia. Kind of. And was stationed there. So I used to root for the Bulldogs.
But where they went wrong was when they insisted they were "The Dawgs"
Hey sisterfuckers. A Husky is a polite wolf. Would skullfuck then eat Ugga in a gulp. Can live in subtemperatures without complaint. Can pull hundreds of pounds above theor weight. In the meantime, those vaunted bulldogs would need their sinuses flushed, their feet having surgeries, and having ceasereans. And they fart. A lot.
Incidentally, I have two dogs. On was breed to hunt bears and cougars. The other to kill wolves. They only do that theoretically in my life.
So fuck off with your Dawg mascot.
Roll tide with your clog wearing cunt traitor of a coach.
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Fuck DeBoner and Alabama! 🤬🤬🤬
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Husky is a Two Level name.
It is a majestic animal divorced from bastardized owned beasts.
It speaks to entire regions just by the term.
Outsider schools can't claim anything related, they're generic fags that have to be the "cougars" or the "Trojans" or the "tigers" because they lack creativity and culture.
Or they have to be the "ducks" because their state is just a target for smarter people from adjacent places.
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get an avatar you savage… and then LEAVE!!?!
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You're 100% Husky is a type of dog not a breed. I mean the novel Call of the Wild is actually a Saint Bernard trained as a sled dog.
Which makes the whole Husky thing even cooler. Yes its a breed now. But its a breed than is amazing and can kill and is loyal. Bulldogs just need help all the time. And im a dog guy.
I have a catahoula, Pyrenees, Saint Bernard. She would eat a bulldog and look at me for more.
