Place your bets now
How many do you think Kim gets right here? Does Sark sell the couch for the Titans? Baby Neuheisel to the Boov? J?
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Do NFL teams actually want him? Honest question
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honestly seeing him in Corvallis would be must see TV
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Closest thing to a current version of Dennis Erickson. They are probably too resource strapped to actually make any waves, but I’d pay attention to that experiment.
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This is hilarious. There's so much pure Kim in here:
-Hyping Sark
-Foolishly trolling Oregon. Lanning leaving for Florida would be such a backwards move for him
-Making sure to mention guys who probably talked to him twice in Kirby Moore and Denbrock and Grubb for no reason
-Dooging (Judd stays)
I bet he is right about one. Broken clock. It could be that Judd stays.
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That's almost as good as… Sarkansas!
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Jedd stays is the only one on that list I think actually comes true. Also I like how he has two coaches going to Penn state
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I could see them accidentally hiring both
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The other one that is plausible is the comment on Grubb
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Lanning has turned every job before they opened from what I’m hearing.
Franklin to Stanford? Not enough rape scandals swirling there I suppose.
Little Jerry stays or gets the vacant UW OC job that Dougherty leaves for the Oregon State jawb.Drinkwitz to Penn state? Not a fit at all. He’s from Oklahoma so I would think an open Texas, Oklahoma or even the LSU job would be his if he wants. Could go to Auburn if Freeze is let go.
Malzahn gets a look at Arkansas probably unless he doesn’t want to HC anymore. He did give up on UCF for the Florida State OC position. Dumb.
Ryan Grubb returns home to Iowa if Matt Campbell leaves somehow.Sark is going to fulfill Derek’s prophecy of failing up to the Cowboys. It’s like a Babylon Bee sports article coming true.
Brian Kelly might be done forever. He did kill a kid. If you don’t win, killing kids comes back to the surface. Win and fuck em apparently.Kirby should be on the UW short list if Judd bails.
I’d take Ed O as well
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Lanning doesn't stay at Oregon because he loves Eugene or is an alum
Oregon stepped up.
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I hadn't thought about Grubb actually. I'd definitely consider it if I was a non-Top 25 type program but being OC at a program like Alabama right now is probably a better gig than a lot of HC positions.
Mentioning Denbrock is just so funny. He's a career assistant in his 60s.
Man I would be so pissed to be at Penn State and fire Franklin to basically hire a different version of him. I'd much rather take a swing on a young guy coordinator type.
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Penn State should hire Dilly
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I mean. One person at Oregon. But still. I doubt he ever leaves unless it's to the nfl.
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The NIL era and what it takes to cement your staff and roster now makes it so that these schools posturing to their fans will end up taking lower level head coaches to save money but will claim that they've found the next Cignetti to smooth everything over.
Lanning has a small, probably nothing chance to go to LSU. I don't think him and Jutt are leaving.
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Lanning was never offered the Bama job for the 50th time.
They weren't going to offer him when they could get DeBoer, he was 0-3 against DeBoer.
Lanning to LSU is an interesting one. I could see it.
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1 you don't know that and 2 it's not the only job
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It would be kind of crazy for almost anyone to not consider LSU. That state produces the most NFL players per capita and tends to produce high level talent even within that. Feels like them and Kiffin is a perfect marriage right now though.
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all the LSU insiders have already said Lanning is impossible. He has both Oregon and Nike buyouts that go into the $50 million+ total range.
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Sounds like Oregon stepped up
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Unfortunately, Oregon might secretly be the best job in the country. You have unlimited resources and should never win less than 10 games. Even if you do manage to fuck that up, I don’t think they’d ever fire you for going 8-4 or something.
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I don’t know about that. Oregon is not what it once was. Expectations are astronomical every year because there are zero (see what I did there?) excuses for not being a playoff team.
If Lanning goes 8-4, he may not get fired, but there will be a lot of Duck fans ready to haul his ass out of town in their beater 4x4.
