May have been poasted already...

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but this gives some good insight into the mind of Chris Petersen. It's from 2010, so it's not like he just invented this stuff this year to blow up UW and piss off the LPT.

Not citrus, DJ.

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GrundleStiltzkin

Good chit, chitboat

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

That's great stuff. Hadn't seen it before. Thanks for sharing.

Maybe some doogs should read this.

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

Hi there.

Let me help you with Sark's outline

Steve Sarkisian Coaching Philosophy:

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.

No sizzle?

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

Hi there.

Let me help you with Sark's outline

Steve Sarkisian Coaching Philosophy:

2. Profit!!!

who the fuck is Chris Peterson, does he know Brian Kelly or Brian Kelly?

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.
No sizzle?

I am trying to restrain optimism to avoid disappointment (I went full doog after the EWU game since I lost sight of the bigger picture), but I think we will soon see sizzle. The players are going to get his "process" soon. When they do and when they begun having fun on the field, it will be exciting to watch. Lot of talent. When harnessed and disciplined, we will see greatness. May not be a much as I want this season, but I expect real progress under Petersen.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I wonder if Sark was at this conference. If he was, I'm sure he looked at the agenda, saw Peterman's name and went straight to happy hour with Nansen in tow.

GrundleStiltzkin

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.
No sizzle?
I am trying to restrain optimism to avoid disappointment (I went full doog after the EWU game since I lost sight of the bigger picture), but I think we will soon see sizzle. The players are going to get his "process" soon. When they do and when they begun having fun on the field, it will be exciting to watch. Lot of talent. When harnessed and disciplined, we will see greatness. May not be a much as I want this season, but I expect real progress under Petersen.

Fuck yeah!!!11!11!leeettt

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

8) All under the watchful eye of copious amounts of Patron

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

You forgot propose to recruits like a douchefuck.

This "philosophy" is bullshit without free pub, kick-ass pressers, and playing with house money. Where my doogs at?

Sarks head would implode trying to pick just two of these that he's not good at.

Qualities of an Elite Coach

Integrity - Behaviors are choices.
Honesty - Free from Deception
Humility - No sense of entitlement
Respect - Treating all people like they are important
Courage - Follow your conscience, not the crowd
Patience - Show self-control
Forgiveness - Let go of resentment
Commitment - Stickwith your choice

Pick 2 you don't think you're good at, and work on those.

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GrundleStiltzkin

Good chit, chitboat

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

That's great stuff. Hadn't seen it before. Thanks for sharing.

Maybe some doogs should read this.

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

Hi there.

Let me help you with Sark's outline

Steve Sarkisian Coaching Philosophy:

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.

No sizzle?

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

Hi there.

Let me help you with Sark's outline

Steve Sarkisian Coaching Philosophy:

2. Profit!!!

who the fuck is Chris Peterson, does he know Brian Kelly or Brian Kelly?

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.
No sizzle?

I am trying to restrain optimism to avoid disappointment (I went full doog after the EWU game since I lost sight of the bigger picture), but I think we will soon see sizzle. The players are going to get his "process" soon. When they do and when they begun having fun on the field, it will be exciting to watch. Lot of talent. When harnessed and disciplined, we will see greatness. May not be a much as I want this season, but I expect real progress under Petersen.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I wonder if Sark was at this conference. If he was, I'm sure he looked at the agenda, saw Peterman's name and went straight to happy hour with Nansen in tow.

GrundleStiltzkin

Petersen gets it. It is not empty platitudes. In his "brick by brick" approach, accountability is a cornerstone. He is applying it, which has contributed to his first two wins being ugly.
No sizzle?
I am trying to restrain optimism to avoid disappointment (I went full doog after the EWU game since I lost sight of the bigger picture), but I think we will soon see sizzle. The players are going to get his "process" soon. When they do and when they begun having fun on the field, it will be exciting to watch. Lot of talent. When harnessed and disciplined, we will see greatness. May not be a much as I want this season, but I expect real progress under Petersen.

Fuck yeah!!!11!11!leeettt

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

8) All under the watchful eye of copious amounts of Patron

Funny, I never saw Sarks outline for running a program. I assume it goes something like this:

1. Trick some boof into hiring me.
2. Kickass opening presser.
3. Hire staff loaded with wingmen.
4. Use position to bang women.
5. Fire assistants to take blame off of me.
6. Get sauna in office.
7. Look for new job before being canned.

You forgot propose to recruits like a douchefuck.

This "philosophy" is bullshit without free pub, kick-ass pressers, and playing with house money. Where my doogs at?

Sarks head would implode trying to pick just two of these that he's not good at.

Qualities of an Elite Coach

Integrity - Behaviors are choices.
Honesty - Free from Deception
Humility - No sense of entitlement
Respect - Treating all people like they are important
Courage - Follow your conscience, not the crowd
Patience - Show self-control
Forgiveness - Let go of resentment
Commitment - Stickwith your choice

Pick 2 you don't think you're good at, and work on those.

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