Absolutely true story


Do I think the story I'm about to tell literally had an impact on the game? No I don't, not at all.
But as some of you know, my stepmom mailed me some of my dad's ashes in an Albertson's grocery bag. A friend of mine was so appalled by this that she took them to some glass artist guy on Camano Island and had the ashes put inside a small purple globe. It has a lightbulb at its base. She said, "turn it on when the Huskies are playing."
Dawgs down today 20-0, and then I was like "Oh shit, I forgot to turn on the globe." I clicked it on, Dawgs then go on a 24-0 run to win the game.
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Better not forget again, Derek. It’s only weird if it doesn’t work.
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GO!
HUSKIES!
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Hopefully, he's not like a genie and you only have two more rubs;-)
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Better save one for Oregon. Then maybe for the 2029 Tennessee game.
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The question is what will you do with her ashes?
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I have absolutely nothing to do with her anymore.
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That’s a horrendous person
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We'll be down in two weeks @ Ann Arbor
Wait to turn on after halftime if you are superstitious like many of us.
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There's so much more to the story, and I know that you know some of it. She is evil
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Everything matters
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CSB. But for real.
Good way to honor your pops.
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My dad had his funeral last week.
I put a UW sticker on top of his coffin.
I'm sure he would have chuckled at that if he could have. -
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GOOOOOO!!!
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I hate you
HUSKIIIIEEESSSSS
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Lincoln Riley can't beat Judd and can't beat Maryland on the road.
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the fuck this didn't have anything to do with the comeback. Never forget again.