OFFICIAL Washington vs Maryland Game Thread
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Maryland has no ability to rush the ball and most likely no ability to stop Washington’s running attack. If this staff can’t game plan to stop a one dimensional passing team, then they aren’t worth a shit because even Jimmy Lake would find a way to dominate this team.
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*deported back to New Jersey. Fish hails from Livingston, New Jersey, a mere 40 minute commute to Rutgers.
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Imagine caring about the Mariners over a Turtle Shellout Championship 🏆
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Just rolled into the promised land — the Padelford parking garage — and my tailgate spot smells like victory (and maybe a little bit like burnt bratwurst). The Husky Faithful seem to be late to arrive but my flags are flapping, the grill is smoking, and I’m blasting the 1991 highlight reel on repeat like it’s church.
Got my lucky purple socks (haven’t been washed since the Apple Cup), my “Duck Season” apron, and a cooler full of Raindogs (if you know, you know). The menu? Classic: Husky Dawgs, purple potato salad, and jalapeño poppers shaped like little W’s. Even the chips are purple — don’t ask how, just believe. (Plenty for you Nacho!)
The Maryland Twerps (see what I did there? Har har) are in town, bless their hearts. They think they’re ready, but they’ve clearly never seen a middle-aged Dawg fan in full war paint at 7 a.m. with three brats, two beers, and one strong opinion about the top 25 snub.
Everywhere you look it’ll soon be purple heaven — as soon as the sun comes up I’m sure there will be kids tossing footballs, dogs wearing UW jerseys, and alumni arguing over who the greatest Husky QB of all time is (Go Jake!).
And Go Dawgs! Beat the Twerps!
Where my Dawgs at?
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@Fire_Marshall_Bill might cyberhug you after coming up with Maryland Twerps.
Chincredible!
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Goddamn so do we need to see Dave Portney sit and Bauwwston his way through more bullshit cheerleader Michigan stuff every fucking Big Noon Kickoff now?
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games about to start?
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40 years ago today at Bob Stupak's Las Vegas Tower the wife and I got hitched at a wedding chapel drunk on our ass. I often say I should have got odds on how long it would last because the over under was about 6 months
Good thing its a slow day and I have a cloud DVR for UW and Bama games today. I made an early bird reservation so I get credit for celebrating on a football Saturday and still get home to enjoy a bottle of wine and the days games.
Unlike Jedd I know how to score in the red zone
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Flying in and taking the light rail straight to Montlake! Pumped for another moral victory!
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