Joey’s B1G thoughts from week one
Huskies looked better than last year. It was a pretty low bar. If the game were 38-10 going into late fourth quarter and CSU back doored our ass I don’t think we’d care as much. One fumble did a lot of damage.
Kalen is in hot water down in Bammers. Oh well, that’s where he wanted to be. Apparently his old lady is getting harassed in the grocery store and told to LEAVE. Sad. Play stupid games… win stupid prizes. But according to loser media guysm around here you just HAVE to take that job.
Ol’ Bill B might be a loser college head coach but he’s banging a 25 year old hottie. So he still wins.
I’m hearing it’s Oregon’s greatest team since last year. Hang the banner. Cancel the season. Give Moore the Heisman. Or just let us all play for second.
Coog almost Cooged. They’ll be geared up in a couple weeks though. Looking for a walk on from Sprague to make a major impact then be never heard from again.
Ryan Day won the Fake Tuff Guy bowel. He’s embracing the gray hair more however.
I love college football and can’t quit it worse than Brokeback.
#Shortparagraphs.
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Before the game WoolleyDoog pointed out Lawyer Milloy hanging around the East endzone. So my buddy and I who brought our boys to the game said go ask that guy for his autograph. He’s a legend here. So the three 11 year old shitbirds we had with us walked over, introduced themselves and got a pretty cool photo with him.
CSB
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The fumbled snap, snapfu was a massive swing. Probably end up with at least a field goal there and not giving CSU the ball back with much time. Easily possibly a 14-point swing.
I'm sure fat fuck Jimmy Sexton is already working the phones for Kalen's replacement.
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I’m sure I’m not the first to say this but… Lannings already said NO
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Day still seemed to rocking the Just For Men
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I got a selfie with him at the Capital Grille.
I win.
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Yeah, we saw the hype video about it.
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I don’t think he appears to be as “greased up” as he used to be
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Day won a national championship and found himself. We can all aspire to follow a similar path. Too bad for him Judd Fusch is about to rock his world in three damn weeks.
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The Fusch Push?
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No thoughts on the nipple piercing though? Huge fake tuff guy vibes, no?
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Nothing Oregon fans love more than beating Portland State by 60 and crowning themselves
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Citation? Let's see it.
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Sight at deez nuts
