WOOD!
"Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold"
She doesn’t look that hot. We may also need to deport her
Well too bad that there isn't enough Justin Bieber to go around for Buck to get his piece. At least he is Canadian so Buck can work on deporting him to the Sudan and Buck could then take his shot.
On the off chance Spaz isn’t a fugly twink with some tranny as a partner (or visa versa), he’s not one to judge any woman seeing as he’s single and lives at home.
You misspelled… " His Mom's basement"
It must suck knowing you'll never touch a woman this hot.
Bucky is in the Dazzler boat along with SoccerFag. Their hands have never touched a woman or a football.
Saw her up close and personal in Grant Park some 20 years ago. Way too skinny, no shape to her at all. Very pretty though and she seemed very nice.
Sledog thinks about us and touching balls confirmed.
Sure Stubby.
It’s still weird how often you make these general announcements to the board while not addressing your target, Mr. Rapinoe.
“Will somebody please like me or at least laugh!?”
That’s what I get from your desperate act.
Chrissy got lost and went into the wrong thread again to cry.
Yall need glasses…seriously she ain’t that hot. She ain’t ugly, but she’s a 6 at best.
I guess maybe she seems hot since a good portion of yall are hillbillies used to fucking your first cousin.
Everybody should listen to Buck.
Shit isn’t Tom Cruise on there? You probably wanna fuck him too.
Also on that list. We should trust Throbber.
Buck appears to ignorant that being woke in 1990 wasn't a thing. In 2022 it was everything. You think Lizzo gets a cover in 1990? I think Buck might have better taste in women than Bearslose but not by much. On the other hand, Buck would pay to be Throbber's wingman.
No I wouldn’t my girlfriend is hotter than Michelle Pfizer thanks.
Lol.
Buck thinks posting a pic of an 80 year old woman who starred in Caligula is some kind of PWNED
You’re the one who made the argument that people magazine picks the most beautiful people on their cover. I let everyone be the judge of that argument.
Seriously Michelle Pfizer is not even a Vegas 6, she’s a Seattle 6.
Buck likes dudes
Buck: My girlfriend is totally hotter than her. Derp. I’d say that none of his friends have ever actually met her because she lives out of state. But that would assume actual friends, so…
It’s highly likely your girlfriend has a cock and wears dresses.
NTTIAWWT
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Buck would fuck moss between two boards and then be in love the boards.
Serious guys…yall need to buy GayDar on Amazon and get yourselves checked. Your wives deserve to know the truth.
In your case my TwitDar goes off. Absolute strangers probably want to strangle you after 15 seconds of your shtick.
This is such peak message board horseshit lol.
"My girlfriend is hotter than Michelle Pfieffer"
