Dan Lanning on the recruiting trail again
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Surprised something from this took this long to show up here. This character is about one mistake away from ending up on one of those videos in Wal-Mart with the guy yelling "Dan Lanning is here to meet a 13-year-old boy!"
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On3 and the bots still can't sway these kids about the brand?
Gotta go pretend to be bff's with 17 year olds like Harbaugh was doing after he lost however many games in a row to Ohio St?
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It's pretty amazing if you describe this video stripping just a small amount of context:
A 16 year old boy sits a pool next to girls who look underage. He's dressed in just his underwear. A 40 year old man appears and takes off his shirt and jumps into a pool with the boy in his underwear.
It's even better that the kid's dad said he was unaccompanied on the trip and wasn't supposed to commit recruitment is still open. Feels like at work when things aren't going well and people get desperate so they start doing weird shit to try and get a sale.
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Lanning really is the perfect Oregon coach. Shameless cheese dick.
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Okay I've just been informed that this is a PhotoShop and not an actual pic of Lanning
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It’s my understanding that Race has done it again.
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You’d rather be right than first
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Funny how these poasts only pop up when Oregon lands another 5 star
Who will flip to USC in 3 months.
Your? coach wears a visor. STFU.
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Cool your jets, turbo. I've already said numerous times that if I could trade Fisch for Lanning I would do so in a heartbeat. We're just having some malarkey
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Real smooth brain stuff here, DTD. Repeat after me - "just because something benefits me or is successful doesn't mean I have to enjoy it or defend it." It's okay to be an Oregon fan and think this is some of the stupidest shit that has ever existed. Or maybe you like day drunk grown men jumping in pools with teenage boys in their underwear. Wouldn't surprise me.
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I need a minute here to process how I can possibly support and accept a coach that wears a visor.
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If this were Fisch I would think it’s creepy. Because it’s creepy.
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I just think it's funny that X quooks are raging that they can't spam scrooge mcduck gifs at SC and UW fans as much as they used to. I understand the game and don't really give a shit beyond some lolz.
Lanning even after a conference trophy can't even come up with the same pitches that guys like Petersen used. Pretty telling. He isn't a smart guy it's all weird TBS energy when all offers are mostly equal in terms of moneyu.
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Has he tried climbing a tree?🤷♂️🤔🤔
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Or DTD
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dtd will get his reads down the same time Burmeister does.
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You sounds pretty optimistic
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there was some good work in this thread. but I have to single out “smooth brain stuff”. that’s going into the rotation.
I have to say in dtd’s defense that he added “who will transfer to USC in 3 mos”. Some of his better work as well. -
Liar.
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I'm lying about having that opinion? Or lying about having said it numerous times?
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Both. Lanning would have crashed in burned had he been hired at Arizona in 2021 btw.
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Imagine being a nerdy quook in Austin, and it's this kind of shit that sustains you through your Jira tickets 😬
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- I'm not sure what any of this means
- Checking notes for the different versions of Oregon Twitter…
It's not Grant's Pass fentanyl CHUD let's hope the recruits dont' see their MAGA tweets
It's not middle aged slam pig Sco Class of 98 rulez chick
It's not about to be fired med supply sales hair gel struggling with the new Salesforce layout it's the best school my West Linn or Calabasas disappointed parents would pay for guy
Aw…we have 2012 FireAssLean$$$Boss$$$FLGA zombie Nike bot that doesn't know almost even the biggest losers don't care about jerseys anymore
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probably the best description of Oregon twitter I’ve seen. Only missing suburban Portland craft beer dad with goatee and timbers scarf #ptfc
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Ha. UW definitely has cringe on Twitter, but I honestly can't fit them into categories the way I can Oregon.
Grant's Pass meth head also is adjacent to generic boomer guy who assuredly is someone's boss in the desk side of a lumber or construction company who is making someone who makes 10% of their salary "print an email for them" right now who is way too mean about UW. I have relatives that are the UW version of this more or less too.
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most of what I see of UW twitter is dweeby white college kid pretending to be black. Pretty similar to most of nba twitter.
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As an Austin doog I can’t make up my mind about who is more retard - Hoorns or Quooks.
