Confused about Peterman's OL recruits

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleJ said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

What's an offensive tackle?

It's when Michael Sam gets on top of Johnny F. Football, buttrams his discipline hole, and does the money sign celebration after.

Huh?

I know you are being sarcastic, but Michael Sam is black and his thighs and bis (37.5K?) aren't that well-defined.