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Most of you are unbelievably gay as hell, and it turns Ern on. Meet me at the Log Cabin, fag. Let's see what you're packin'.
DM me if you're shy
Did you just admit you take it in the ass?
NTTAWWT
It just seems really important to you
Exit only. I'm a pitcher.
I'm really just lookin' for a Red State Girl. Hook it up @PurpleThrobber. I'll take good care of her.
Are you ok, man?
Never.
What's your poont?
This is about to be a 70/30 "Fuck Trump" ballgame, and I'm here to slay red state girls who are fed up. Fish in a barrel.
Nice.
Perfect.
Juice the tires for me will ya? Today?
Meth addicts will fuck anything during a run. Check on Ern’s dog.
This is Ernie btw ^. I'm named after him, real talk. It's complicated.
I laffed.
I laughed the first time. By the third time today, it’s just fucking weird.
Men love cats. Get used to it. You should try it.
We have two, K
Speaking of “secrets”…
I mean, something has to be the dumbest fucking thread of all time. Might as well be this one.
And you always have the dumbest comment about something being dumb. Excellent contribution.
It wouldn't be a Tug thread if Pope Alexis wasn't here. Go fuck yourself?? 😮
I haven't killed anybody since 1984 @Alexis
Comments
DM me if you're shy
Did you just admit you take it in the ass?
NTTAWWT
It just seems really important to you
Exit only. I'm a pitcher.
I'm really just lookin' for a Red State Girl. Hook it up @PurpleThrobber. I'll take good care of her.
Are you ok, man?
Never.
What's your poont?
This is about to be a 70/30 "Fuck Trump" ballgame, and I'm here to slay red state girls who are fed up. Fish in a barrel.
Nice.
Perfect.
Juice the tires for me will ya? Today?
Meth addicts will fuck anything during a run. Check on Ern’s dog.
This is Ernie btw ^. I'm named after him, real talk. It's complicated.
I laffed.
I laughed the first time. By the third time today, it’s just fucking weird.
Men love cats. Get used to it. You should try it.
We have two, K
Speaking of “secrets”…
I mean, something has to be the dumbest fucking thread of all time. Might as well be this one.
And you always have the dumbest comment about something being dumb.
Excellent contribution.
It wouldn't be a Tug thread if Pope Alexis wasn't here.
Go fuck yourself?? 😮
I haven't killed anybody since 1984 @Alexis