Fat, out of shape lineman plays amazing number of snaps

MrsPetersen

According to many knowledgeable posters on sarklover.com Danny Shelton showed up to camp fat and out of shape just a few weeks ago.

He proceeds to play 72 snaps (according to Adumb Jood on the twatters). in 90+ degree heat and put up some nice stats.

Great analysis like usual over there.

allpurpleallgold

Ok, he played 72 snaps. But he probably didn't do anything because he was so tired from being a fatso. How many tackles did he have? Like 2? 3?

DugtheDoog

allpurpleallgold said:

Ok, he played 72 snaps. But he probably didn't do anything because he was so tired from being a fatso. How many tackles did he have? Like 2? 3?

Unfortunately, didn't he lead the team in tackles?

MisterEm

DugtheDoog said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Ok, he played 72 snaps. But he probably didn't do anything because he was so tired from being a fatso. How many tackles did he have? Like 2? 3?

Unfortunately, didn't he lead the team in tackles, tackles for losses, and sacks?

Scrimmage stats fixed.

beelzebub

So ur whinning about people putting down an overweight player as opposed to people here thinking peterson walks on water.
Yep analysis here is so much better

topdawgnc

I find it hard to believe anyone over there would consider calling someone fat and out of shape in a negative way.

IrishDawg22

WTF for needing additional confirmation that Doucheman is the cesspool of UW football talk.

chuck

beelzebub said:

So ur whinning about people putting down an overweight player as opposed to people here thinking peterson walks on water.
Yep analysis here is so much better

He's bitching about a false report that a key guy was out of shape. Shelton and the whole line held up great in terms of conditioning.

I'm starting to think you're a little too dumb. Maybe a whoosh after all?

IrishDawg22

chuck said:

beelzebub said:

So ur whinning about people putting down an overweight player as opposed to people here thinking peterson walks on water.
Yep analysis here is so much better

He's bitching about a false report that a key guy was out of shape. Shelton and the whole line held up great in terms of conditioning.

I'm starting to think you're a little too dumb. Maybe a whoosh after all?

Bitching about a "false" report on Doucheman, really?

You would seriously have to be a major dip shit if you thought you were going to get anything different.

Meek

Myles Jack is also fat and out of shape. Glad Sark chose not to close on him.

dnc

beelzebub said:

So ur whinning about people putting down an overweight player as opposed to people here thinking peterson walks on water.
Yep analysis here is so much better

sarktastic

Meek said:

Myles Jack is also fat and out of shape. Glad Sark chose not to close on him.

You're just twisting. If Sark didn't close on Myley Jack, kindly explain how UW ended up in his final 2?