Petersen croots
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UW’s mistake was letting Peterman set the table in the first place. But big boobs Cohen and her leopard jacket would probably have ended up hiring Justin Wilcox and we never would have had DeBoer or a national title run.
So maybe it wasn’t a mistake after all.
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It's a rare situation that's hard to get a realistic best case scenario hyperthetical. Would have helped if Lake or DeBoer hadn't been terrible recruiters.
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Puka too
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Don't forget Latu. And Haener.
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guysms’
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Haven't forgotten them but haven't seen either of them ball out in the NFL yet.
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Always a speshul season when we are dealing in hypocriticals and history in November.
We? Don't deal in hypotheticals.
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Sark might not have, we(?) definitely do.
Doog internet history is basically just a chain reaction of ifs.
"If the Pac9 didn't buy into the LA Tims witch hunt"
"If Babs (and Gerberdink) didn't sacrifice the program for TV money"
"If Jayson Bass would have played football"
"If Jason Shelley wouldn't have been a creep"
"If Diedrick gave the ball to NipNap"
"If Lambo started Dillon all season"
"If Dillon came back for another year"
"If Dillon would have attended a class"
"If Lambo didn't have to deal with scholarship restrictions"
"If Lambo would have offered Trufant and Rien Long"
"If we could have kept Lake Dawson and Demitrius DuBose home"
"If they didn't call that phantom hold against Arizona"
"If UW hadnt been skipped for the NC game despite beating Miami who beat Florida State"
"If Paul Arnold didn't throw out his back and could have stayed at RB"
"If we could have just gotten Lorenzo Booker"
"If Reggie were one year older and Tui could have had a receiver"
"If James Sims wasn't the 12th man on the field"
"If RN didn't fill out that bracket"
"If we could have just gotten Reggie Bush"
"If the Snitch didnt snitch"
"If Babs didn't fire him in June"
"If Gilby was never made permanent corch"
"If Matt Tui would have played football"
"If Grady Sizemore would have played football"
"If Nate Robinson would have played football"
"If Jonathan Stewart would have stayed home"
"If someone had been harder on Ty than Kim"
"If we could have kept Taylor Mays and Steve Schiling home"
"If Emmert were actually a football president"
"If you negadawgs weren't a bunch of racists and gave Ty a chance"
"If cake were greater than pie"
"If we didn't have to rip Vanderdoes out of the recruiting guide"
"If you only knew the damage Ty did"
"If Jake could hit the broadside of a barn"
"If Sark didn't call 15 straight QB sneaks at Notre Dame'
"If Kearse could catch"
"If Keith Price would have stayed healthy"
"If Miles Jack would have stayed home"
"If only we didn't lose to Arizona"
"If only we didn't lose to Arizona State"
"If only we didn't lose to Cal"
"If only we didn't lose to Stanford"
"If Mathis never got hurt"
"If Browning never threw that pick six"
"If Jake wouldn't have sacked himself"
"If only we made that field goal"
"If we would have played the young receivers"
"If we wouldn't have pulled the offer to Jordan Banks"
"If Pete would have just offered Gee Scott Jr"
"If Lake would have just tried to recruit"
"If we never hired Jon Donovan"
"If the whole team didn't get COVID"
"If we just didn't lose at Arizona State"
"If DeBoer didn't interview before the natty"
"If we just would have paid him"
"If we didnt run that speed option"
"If we didn't have a 12th man run on the field after the blocked FG"
Yadda yadda yadda.
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That's a lot of ifs
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Like RN once said "If if ands or buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas."
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The version I've heard is much different from that one.
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Didn’t read. Did you just take the gloves off?🤔🤔
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If you just typed that out of the top that's impressive
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or sad 😂
