OFFICIAL USC-Fresno State game thread

UWerentThereMan

no visor

PurpleJ

Bold statement by Fresno to come out in the all whites

PurpleJ

Penalties are an overrated stat

whatshouldicareabout

Wonderful start so far.

Poor KOR
Penalty
Almost a sack
Almost an INT

EsophagealFeces

I almost feel bad for all the SC players that went there to avoid Sark. Almost.

droggins

I expect the sarkasm in this thread to be at a high level.

purpledoogfan

Welcome to the Sarkisian Era USC!!!

EsophagealFeces

False starts in home games? Welcome to SarkBall, troojans.

PurpleJ

droggins said:

I expect the sarkasm in this thread to be at a high level.

Flagged for irony's sake. Don't worry. Not an important stat.

EsophagealFeces

Lawnmower time, motherfuckers!!!!!111!!11!!

d2d

Baphomet said:

Is it on the interweb anywhere?

Everything is on First Row Sports... College Doog told me. He knows everything.

Gladstone

That was a good drive. Some big 3rd down conversions. Having Kessler keep that TD was a great play call. Fuck Sark.

d2d

Unsportsmanlike on Sark's team? The Ref is a racist.

EsophagealFeces

Leave it to Sark to turn the #1 Safety prospect in the country into a WR. What a fucktard.

PurpleJ

This is going exactly how I wanted it to. USC blowout, UCLA looked sloppy. Time to trooj it the fuck up before getting humbled at Stanford.

Doogles

The script is being followed beautifully.

EsophagealFeces

PurpleJ said:

This is going exactly how I wanted it to. USC blowout, UCLA looked sloppy. Time to trooj it the fuck up before getting humbled at Stanford.

I was just thinking the same thing. The deflation will be twice as fun to watch if their USC sweatpants are stressed after this first game.

PurpleJ

mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13097600&p=4

whatshouldicareabout

Fresno State looks McIntyre bad

EsophagealFeces

PurpleJ said:

mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13097600&p=4

I love that they somehow have missed the 13 screen passes they've thrown so far. Also love that they got a "What do those asshole ruin trolls have to say now?" in there.