I only cheated twice this spring/summer

I lurked twice.
Once was when something happened with Fisch, I can’t remember what it was. But I did see world class Husky fans who abhor Phil Knights money infusion and cheating into UO athletics creaming themselves at the thought of Bill Gates getting involved with UW. Very strange to say the least. Why would UW fans debase themselves like Oregon? The most hated team and fans in global football. Do you have no shame?
The second time was when the penalties were leveled against Michigan. I wanted to see everyone here claim a national title they didn’t win for the third time in the history of the storied UW football program. One guy even gave it to you for the 2022 season.
You all never disappoint and that’s why I come back every year.
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Meltdown
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Nobody on here truly thought Bill Gate the pedo was ever going to start backing UW football. We were joking you douche canoe.
Be a better poster.
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- With the Gates/Ballmer thing are you aware it's possible to benefit from something or accept something without liking it? UW gets money from Nordstrom and Dempsey and it would be huge if Gates/Ballmer dumped money into the program, doesn't mean I think it's cool or I'm gonna be a geek for their corporations or be like "Uncle Bill" creepy schmaltzy shit. same with the Lanning social media shit and stuff. Also you're aware that Knight dumping billions into a football program which should be like Kansas or Indiana is why other programs have to hope for this stuff? I'd much rather just have a professional model where everyone has a billionaire owner and there's a player union.
- People definitely mentioned the Michigan penalties and there were Doogs on Doorman and Twitter probably wanting to claim it but I think most here were joking or pointed out even if Michigan had been banned UW probably loses to Alabama or Georgia instead. If claiming a natty is so easy Oregon can figure out one to claim, right?
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You are such a Jared
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Jesus Christ.
Which fat, balding, Mariota jersey wearing burnout are you on X?
"I don't know anything about what's going on, I don't care."
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Oh touchy.
It was 100% not “just jokes” the thread still exists I’m sure if people want to check it out. -
Woolley wasn’t in on the jokes, Derek.
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Don't worry Oregon fans. You guys still stand alone on the getting teabagged by 80 year old balls mountain top.
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I'm not sure if "everyone" on here was joking and I know there were plenty on Doogman/Twitter who weren't. Stand by my statement of sure that would be great for the program technically but I don't need to be some grown adult man who buys custom shoes and gets a boner about jerseys and some 87 year old creep's money.
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All the doog cheerleaders are on X and yes they're insufferable. No one here seriously entertained that Michigans trophy that was won on the field was going to get taken from them and handed to UW.
I'm surprised Michigan pulled back the Harbaugh thing from their season opener. They give no fucks.
They had some gaming advantage from being a massive program that Ohio State's soft ass never thought of. Sucks to be Ryan Day and bucknut fans.
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I also love this huge dunk of "your team played for the national title, the only team they lost to is going to get hammered for cheating, and some in your fan base have the audacity to claim UW might be entitled to claiming a title." If the same situation happened to Oregon and Ohio State got convicted of cheating in 2014 I wouldn't blame you for finally having the chance to claim one.
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duck fans still cry about $cam Newton lol!!!!!!11111!!!!
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I like this Woolleeyy guy.
He’s the only honest one here. Legit diving headfirst into everything I’ve written and owning it.The rest of you are smackheads trying to tell me about your job interview tomorrow.
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@MikeSeaver have you told your family you’re gay?
2 of the top threads here are you posting about UW and none of your fellow Ducks are responding. Sad -
“Yeah that’s a good one. Definitely posting that tomorrow.”