Major announcement for the Bored


ChuckHIV! has been named the head of the Recruiting Board. It will now be called Chuck's Fisch Bowl. The Chuckster has been gifted with moderator powers on par with the Patriot Act, so think twice before fucking with him.
Congrats, @chuck
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Tyfys
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WUFF
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Snarl
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HOWL
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Today I am the greatest.
I am truly humbled to finally receive this, the highest of honors, which was clearly well deserved.
So...what does a moderator do again?
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Good call Derek. Chuck will do great.
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So a guy with HIV runs the teen boi stocking bored? Sounds normal.
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I cheered.
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Not in the middle of the store @haie
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The fact that it isn’t called ChuckHIV’s Fisch Bowel is an abomination.
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We have a recruiting board?
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My take is that you call all of the recruits ~ advise them that you are the head of recruiting for HCH [the most important, and i mean really important voice of recruiting in the great northwest] and that you would like an hour or 2 to interview them… you have a list of deeply personal questions that are carefully considered and you then record the conversation, and you then report back to all of us the most interesting aspects including the stuff you swore was confidential. Simple time commitment of 30 hours per week with zero pay but a LOT of street cred.
chuckMember, ModeratorPosts: 10,81912:11PM
Today I am the greatest. I am truly humbled to finally receive this, the highest of honors, which was clearly well deserved.
So...what does a moderator do again?
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I like you chuck though I do have to ask what acts you performed to have such an honor bestowed upon you?
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@chuck is easily the best kisser under the Nisqually River bridge. He was a little reluctant at first, but really took to it. That combined with a slightly above average dong, and the nickel tips he gives, he's a pretty stand up guy.
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I brought @chuck and @DerekJohnson together for a face to face meeting to make this all happen.
Golf is a valuable life skill.
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Derek gets a lot of amusement out of perpetuating the HIV thing in my handle. I think the idea just occurred to him that a great way to do so would be to put my name on one of the boards, so he hit me up.
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well, the climax of that story has me a little disappointed if I’m being honest.
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Funny. I read it as chuckhiv's… from the beginning and just realized it only said Chuck's.
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Winner of six Academy Awards
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Not much at all.
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I actually thought maybe someone would catch my favorite Ricky Henderson quote earlier in this thread.
Maybe people did but it just wasn't funny?
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Chuck has been in my fantasy baseball league for the past two years. Just a FYI Yella
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Christ @DerekJohnson !! E-frens ain't shit compared to face to face.
I'm out here setting up the in person connections!!
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I didn't pick up on it, but I remember it well. He was on my fantasy team at the time
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So one of the great questions that should be on your list of things to ask and things to say during your interview with the recruits is to ask if they are ready to commit yet, and to tell them that when they are ready that you REALLY would like to be the first to break the news, advising them that the protocol is that we have a dong meter for each recruit, and that when you break the news that you post on the site that you are upgrading your prediction status to a stiffy on the dong meter ….
chuckMember, ModeratorPosts: 10,81912:11PM
Today I am the greatest. I am truly humbled to finally receive this, the highest of honors, which was clearly well deserved.
So...what does a moderator do again?
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thank you Derek and Chuck. Having a coaching staff that likes to recruit and someone dedicated to that role this board should have a lot of great information.
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Pretty slow time for recruiting. I suppose there is shit getting posted on X that's relevant, but I'm expecting my homies like @dirtysouwfdawg to keep that stuff coming.