Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential ·Jul 21, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jill Biden has formally dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, she announced today at a press conference that was supposed to be for her husband.
"I cannot in good conscience continue," the acting president said as her husband wandered around somewhere backstage.
Journalists expressed shock and disappointment to learn that not only has Joe Biden been a decrepit old man for the last three years — he hasn't even been president.
It's communism. Only an anointing of the chosen red will do. That's why they waited until now and conveniently changed their rules to allow it. Your behind the knowledge curve comrade.
Says the guy that voted for censoring free speech, releasing a virus on the world after having it manufactured, massive money money laundering of US dollars back to the communist demonrat party via Ukraine, staged a coup and stole an election, destroyed the economy and printing a trillion in dollars every couple months, placed mentally ill pedos and freaks throughout the administration, gave the taliban 85 billion in seasons, chaotic withdrawal of our troops from Afghanistan, killed 13 soldiers in the process, gave Iran billions to attack Israel and fund terrorism, completely controlled big tech, media, used the justice system against opponent and charged him with fake crimes, charged other political opponents for same crimes demonrats are not charged for, damn in tired there is so much more. Communists, Nazis, socialists. Same, same. Comrade. That's your party.
You will be voting for whoever the “party leaders” (Obama’s own words) select and will do so with enthusiasm to advance whatever benefits those party leaders. If it’s anti-war, you’ll protest against it. If it’s pro-war, you’ll put a flag on your social media. If that’s not cult-like behavior, what is?
I said up above the Democrats fucked this up… not sure what more you want. Biden shouldn't have run at all, there should have been a real primary with competition. This is playing right in to the 'elite' narrative. Very disappointing.
You mocked people on this board for pointing out what was obvious about Biden and his mental capacities for years, then threw a tantrum and went away, and now are pretending you’re some level-headed guy.
Maybe you did learn something about your blind trust in the Democratic Party. That’s the hope.
Accusing somebody of 'mocking' on this board is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500. Anyway I don't spend much time on the Tug where there is no need to be 'level headed' anyway.
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Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential ·Jul 21, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Jill Biden has formally dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, she announced today at a press conference that was supposed to be for her husband.
"I cannot in good conscience continue," the acting president said as her husband wandered around somewhere backstage.
Journalists expressed shock and disappointment to learn that not only has Joe Biden been a decrepit old man for the last three years — he hasn't even been president.
fuck him
When will they tell Joe what they decided?
Whoever it is, the Democrats badly need to have some competition, at least two organized debates, finally, for nominee, not another 'annointing.'
To save democracy Biden drops out, yet doesn't allow a primary.... yup sounds about democrat
The Democrats have fucked this thing up all along. Now finally there is an opportunity for some competition and it's another 'annointing.'
It's communism. Only an anointing of the chosen red will do. That's why they waited until now and conveniently changed their rules to allow it. Your behind the knowledge curve comrade.
Pardon this week. Biden steps down next weekend.
Meanwhile your side is running a cult
Says the guy that voted for censoring free speech, releasing a virus on the world after having it manufactured, massive money money laundering of US dollars back to the communist demonrat party via Ukraine, staged a coup and stole an election, destroyed the economy and printing a trillion in dollars every couple months, placed mentally ill pedos and freaks throughout the administration, gave the taliban 85 billion in seasons, chaotic withdrawal of our troops from Afghanistan, killed 13 soldiers in the process, gave Iran billions to attack Israel and fund terrorism, completely controlled big tech, media, used the justice system against opponent and charged him with fake crimes, charged other political opponents for same crimes demonrats are not charged for, damn in tired there is so much more. Communists, Nazis, socialists. Same, same. Comrade. That's your party.
Communism in action! AOG approved!
You will be voting for whoever the “party leaders” (Obama’s own words) select and will do so with enthusiasm to advance whatever benefits those party leaders. If it’s anti-war, you’ll protest against it. If it’s pro-war, you’ll put a flag on your social media. If that’s not cult-like behavior, what is?
I said up above the Democrats fucked this up… not sure what more you want. Biden shouldn't have run at all, there should have been a real primary with competition. This is playing right in to the 'elite' narrative. Very disappointing.
You mocked people on this board for pointing out what was obvious about Biden and his mental capacities for years, then threw a tantrum and went away, and now are pretending you’re some level-headed guy.
Maybe you did learn something about your blind trust in the Democratic Party. That’s the hope.
Accusing somebody of 'mocking' on this board is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500. Anyway I don't spend much time on the Tug where there is no need to be 'level headed' anyway.