The Worst Takes in Hardcore Husky History Thread

This is your place to post any terrible take you ever run across in your HH travels. The older and more wrong, the better. Maybe you think it could be fun to search old threads, as I have. Maybe we clown on members from a bygone HH era. Maybe we clown on each other? We're all friends. Lawd knows I've had terrible takes. Can't wait.

I'll start with a softball.

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New rule: If you made or chinned any of these terrible takes, by law you must try and defend yourself or admit wrongdoing in front of a jury of your peers. What is your plea? Silence will imply guilt in this court.

Not really though. I just wanna see them takes.

bananasnblondes

Look up pretty much any recruiting thread on Sam Huard, Jacob Sirmon, or Colston Yankoff.

Conversely, look up any recruiting thread on Nick Harris, Ben Burr-Kirven, or Jake Haener

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962823#Comment_1962823

You got the idea. Now, don't talk about it. Be about it. There's a lot of terrible takes. Use your best judgment and let the audience decide.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962820#Comment_1962820

And you can never change your avatar.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962828#Comment_1962828

Current avatars are applied, at least when the screenshot is taken, which was about an hour ago. @haie was the only one who stood up to this nonsense, and for that he/she has my eternal respect. That is until I see a post that @haie chinned when he/she shouldn't have. Then it's back to ground zero or perhaps even worse. I think we should remain flexible as an audience.

It wasn't on here but this feels like it needs the fake Sports Illustrated cover with Jimmy Lake being the first African American coach to win a national championship with JTT, Emeka, and Smalls. Extra hilarious SI doesn't exist anymore.

Wasn't Nick Harris referred to as Lump Of Poop Emoji when he committed.

Wow. What a fucking dweeb. I still love Pete but goddamn.

Worst Thread in Hardcore Husky History.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962840#Comment_1962840

Possible. Don't care. It's the off-season.

"Chip Kelly is imploding the Oregon program as we speak."

Race Bannon, Husky Half Brains Podcast

August 2009

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50714/as-pup-said-4-years-ago

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962846#Comment_1962846

Take it to the great take thread

affect*

Sorry I dragged you into this @chuck. You shouldn't have been the first comment. I'm also questioning if you were trolling Coker. I could see it. Either way I laff.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962847#Comment_1962847

Pup claiming only four people stood by Petersen in the first four years made it a horrible take

Terrible take. Latu didn't do shit the first 2 in this timeframe.

This poast was probably the same date I placed a $20 bet with my buddy that Latu would be a 1st round pick. I just collected. EZ money.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962853#Comment_1962853

I hope he included me. I'm a Misery level #1 fan of Pete and my biggest dream was him comin back to coach, above all. I would lose proudly with that man in this new era. And the wins would be even better. It's unfortunate that this style isn't possible anymore unless you're Iowa's head coach. And we see where that gets ya.

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bananasnblondes

Back in the day there were a few posters who did not believe butthole was the fancy feast. They were quickly set straight and don't post here anymore

PostGameOrangeSlices

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962845#Comment_1962845

Doogs gonna doog. King doog

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962865#Comment_1962865

BleachedAnusDawg

Looks like @CallMeBigErn was recently laid off.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962936#Comment_1962936

but he’s being very productive with his free time so we’re being supportive.

Geevis_and_Butthead

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/114390/the-worst-takes-in-hardcore-husky-history-thread

Good find.

That's the same scumbag dipshit who hijacked my password and username for 6 months until Derek finally took action and I got back my account.

(To be fair, though, DeBoer never did figure out the necessity of offseason recruiting his whole time in Seattle)

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New rule: If you made or chinned any of these terrible takes, by law you must try and defend yourself or admit wrongdoing in front of a jury of your peers. What is your plea? Silence will imply guilt in this court.

Not really though. I just wanna see them takes.

bananasnblondes

Look up pretty much any recruiting thread on Sam Huard, Jacob Sirmon, or Colston Yankoff.

Conversely, look up any recruiting thread on Nick Harris, Ben Burr-Kirven, or Jake Haener

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962823#Comment_1962823

You got the idea. Now, don't talk about it. Be about it. There's a lot of terrible takes. Use your best judgment and let the audience decide.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962820#Comment_1962820

And you can never change your avatar.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962828#Comment_1962828

Current avatars are applied, at least when the screenshot is taken, which was about an hour ago. @haie was the only one who stood up to this nonsense, and for that he/she has my eternal respect. That is until I see a post that @haie chinned when he/she shouldn't have. Then it's back to ground zero or perhaps even worse. I think we should remain flexible as an audience.

It wasn't on here but this feels like it needs the fake Sports Illustrated cover with Jimmy Lake being the first African American coach to win a national championship with JTT, Emeka, and Smalls. Extra hilarious SI doesn't exist anymore.

Wasn't Nick Harris referred to as Lump Of Poop Emoji when he committed.

Wow. What a fucking dweeb. I still love Pete but goddamn.

Worst Thread in Hardcore Husky History.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962840#Comment_1962840

Possible. Don't care. It's the off-season.

"Chip Kelly is imploding the Oregon program as we speak."

Race Bannon, Husky Half Brains Podcast

August 2009

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50714/as-pup-said-4-years-ago

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962846#Comment_1962846

Take it to the great take thread

affect*

Sorry I dragged you into this @chuck. You shouldn't have been the first comment. I'm also questioning if you were trolling Coker. I could see it. Either way I laff.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962847#Comment_1962847

Pup claiming only four people stood by Petersen in the first four years made it a horrible take

Terrible take. Latu didn't do shit the first 2 in this timeframe.

This poast was probably the same date I placed a $20 bet with my buddy that Latu would be a 1st round pick. I just collected. EZ money.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962853#Comment_1962853

I hope he included me. I'm a Misery level #1 fan of Pete and my biggest dream was him comin back to coach, above all. I would lose proudly with that man in this new era. And the wins would be even better. It's unfortunate that this style isn't possible anymore unless you're Iowa's head coach. And we see where that gets ya.

Spam

bananasnblondes

Back in the day there were a few posters who did not believe butthole was the fancy feast. They were quickly set straight and don't post here anymore

PostGameOrangeSlices

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962845#Comment_1962845

Doogs gonna doog. King doog

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962865#Comment_1962865

BleachedAnusDawg

Looks like @CallMeBigErn was recently laid off.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/1962936#Comment_1962936

but he’s being very productive with his free time so we’re being supportive.

Geevis_and_Butthead

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/114390/the-worst-takes-in-hardcore-husky-history-thread

Good find.

That's the same scumbag dipshit who hijacked my password and username for 6 months until Derek finally took action and I got back my account.

(To be fair, though, DeBoer never did figure out the necessity of offseason recruiting his whole time in Seattle)

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